I’m pretty sure that’s ALSO a racist expression.

GosT - “Genesee Avenue”

His tweet yesterday was a bit rudy.

He’s one of my favorite Twitter follows now that ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER has disappeared.

When did Joe Lacob win the belt?

I hope they trade him to the Bears.

I’ve hit 85 in my semi coming down some hills in Colorado, so David hitting 60 isn’t out of the realm of possibilities. Obviously this assumes he has it running.

Magnolia Electric Co. - “Riding With The Ghost”

Hey, remember when AFI sounded like this? And Davey Havok looked like art school Danzig? KomodoDragonBallZ remembers.

Oh I see you listen to the Brunch podcast as well.

We all know the Queen of Hearts is always the best bet.

Fucking Frankenstein’s monster looking son of a bitch.

He TOTALLY owned a Firebird and every Def Leppard tape.

Please do one of Deadspin staffers with Mike Gundy hair.

I drive a semi and I had a delivery out in Bridgeview, like 2 blocks from the Fire’s stadium. It even shocked me how far out it is. Same with the Chicagoland Speedway out in fucking Joliet!

Don’t forget Mountain Dew and Marlboro Reds in that equation.

There’s actually an MLB rule that allows an ejected player or manager to change into street clothes and watch the rest of the game from the stands. They’re just not allowed to remain in uniform and subsequently return to the with a fake nose and glasses. Lookin’ at you, Bobby Valentine.

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