My first car was a 1989 Bonneville. Totaled it 9 months after getting my license. That thing was a damn tank though.

I’m just commenting to say that I approve of 2 plus size chicks in a car, unless it’s my dad’s 1968 MG-B GT. Nothing fits in that! So kudos to you, Ms. Driveress.

I’m 36, been losing my hair for the past decade, been rocking a beard since I started losing my hair. It fits me and my woman loves it.

+30 seconds of on-air snoring.

Is there a Five Guys in Temecula?

THIS. Fox grew up in the land of Whataburger. It’s the king of regional burger chains. Shit, I’d even take Krystal or White Castle over In - N - Out.

Fuck Buc-ee’s for not allowing semi parking. Every time I see one I wanna pull in just to be a dick.

But will she give me clues to find Carmen Sandiego?

I don’t think the Browns ever had any intention of keeping Osweiler. They just needed his salary to get to that salary floor as specified by the CBA. It’s something like 90% of the salary cap over a rolling 4 year period, isn’t it?

What the fuck.

This is deep Kinja.

I ALMOST want Les Miles or Houston Nutt to take over.

How I feel about the Nationals tonight:

HOLY SHIT! This sounds fucking incredible. I love the Rev and Jello is ALWAYS solid. He joined Dead Cross (the new Mike Patton band) for a cover of “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” not too long ago.

“Nazi Punks Fuck Off” - Dead Kennedys

I took my dad to see Joe Bonamassa when he came through Peoria a couple months ago. That dude puts on a GREAT live show and that’s not even my genre of music. I can’t imagine what he spends on dry cleaning after sweating through his suits though.

Pete Kozma ain’t walkin’ through that door.