“Hold my beer” - St. Louis Cardinals

If there is a God, we will get a TLC Hell In A Cell match between Shane McMahon and the two oldest Trump boys.

Fuck you, this song about New York is awesome.

I feel like this is VERY Dean Martin advice.

My fiancée and I joked about this for a good 30 minutes, trying to come up with dumber and dumber diseases/afflictions that could be in Rent instead of AIDS. I think the 2 best ones we came up with gout and GIRD.

Speaking of Rent, I saw this tweet over the weekend:

Subpoint: Tom Lawless Bat Flip

Has he stopped being liquored up?

I would rather that be a World Series matchup. That series is gonna be so goddamn fun.

+1 Dual-handed finger snap

As you go, Asiago.

It is. I don’t agree with his philosophy, but I really like Burzum.

Ours is “Trevor Rosenthal”

My fiancée and I are both 36 and between us we have a high school sophomore and 2 freshmen. 32 year with a kid in junior high isn’t unreasonable.

“You mean there are people that DON’T bring their kid with them when they play baseball? What a world.”

Makes me think of this Mr. Show sketch:

Ben Koller as Garth

I wish I could find the tweet now, but by signing Jagr, the average age of the team went up by almost 2 years.

Drudkh - “Night Woven of Snow, Winds, and Grey-Haired Stars”

“I gotta slap the floor and take every charge that comes my way, brother”