Descendents - “Statue of Liberty”

He probably meant Sheetz.

Peter Moylan has complete John Lackey Face after giving up that dang dinger.

I’m a Cardinals fan and I had no fucking clue Mike Leake’s nickname is Sparky. But seriously, that whole team has the most unimaginative nicknames. The guy with the coolest nickname(s) came over from Korea/Japan (he played both places). Stone Buddha aka The Final Boss are killer nicknames.

If you have Twitter, he’s a quality follow on there.

Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

Trevor Something - “Enjoy The Silence”

Leading contender, non-football category:

So much for taking the DON’T CARE to South Beach.

“Who’s talking mighty dongs without me?”

Totally read that paragraph in this guy’s voice:

Joey Gallo is the new TTO king.

Spicy mustard, relish, onions, and either celery salt or Tony Chachere’s. If it’s a chili cheese dog, add onions and yellow mustard.

Clearly you and I have similar taste, as I posted this about 2 hours after you. That 7" is going to be so good. Both tracks fucking crush.

Voit didn’t even realize he was out until first base coach Ollie Marmol told him. Voit looked over at Descalso and asked “You caught that?” Descalso shrugged like “Yeah man.” Voit just smiled and replied “No shit.”

I’m in the same boat as you. I don’t give a fuck about boxing, but I’ll read a Charles Farrell article in a heartbeat.

NEW MOTHERFUCKING CONVERGE

Yes, but it’s called Santa Carla.

My company fuels exclusively at Flying J/Pilot. I’m indirectly responsible for supporting this franchise. Did your company sell the microwaves that DON’T have the rotating glass plate?