There’s a new Converge 7" coming soon

As a Cardinals fan, this team is flaming garbage. They have no concept of fundamentals, and they have a manager that is BY FAR the worst tactical manager in the game. Their old, slow, recently extended catcher continues to hit 5th and play every day when he should be doing neither of those things. Watching/listening…

I just shaved my head 2 days ago and I now feel the need to shave it again.

He’s not Jay Cutler....

You caaaaannnn put it on the groutttt YES!!!!

They could do it in a month once Marchman gets back from riding his bike across America with his Swedish SNUS or whatever the fuck it is he’s doing on vacation.

I was thinking they looked like leaves in the fall...

As someone who is heavily tattooed, and is familiar with the inside of a courtroom, the FIRST thing I do is try to make myself look as respectable as possible. It’s really not that hard.

This is what Donald Trump would come up with if were moderately intelligent.

I respect your honesty, fellow human.

And you know he somehow found one that’s in that horrid cardboard carton.

You’d think NBA players would get vasectomies..... I know if I were awesome at a sport and could make millions, I’m not making babies like I’m handing out candy at Halloween.

Are they bringing in Particle Man as well?

That kid is the embodiment of every Suicidal Tendencies video.

I can’t remember what episode it is, but there’s an actor who is simply credited as “Handjob Pirate”

+2 Johnny Benchian hands on Lana.

Atlee is a good, “Hey, remember this guy?” guy.

LeBron vs. Gronk on a tennis court.

I actually really like that concept. It’s so good MLB will never do it.