I mean, just wait for the consumption to do him in.

“that flavor that makes you eat an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting.”

I enjoy this guy’s music and his album covers are totally tits. Well, this one is ass.

For sentimentality reasons, I’ll take all of your old Star Wars CCG cards. Maybe I can teach my son or stepson how to play. I assume they’re black border and not the shitty white border ones, right.

+3 would’ve been better.

That’s how I feel about my old Star Wars CCG cards. I’m sure they’re not worth anything now, but they hold a lot of special nerd memories for me.

Because you hate fun?

And going to third then isn’t the wisest idea. A man’s got to know his limitations.

The Warriors and Indians love some 3-1 odds.

HAHAHAHA you think that’s gonna stop a kid. My 4 year old recently retrieved a bag of chips off the top of the fridge by combining a chair from the kitchen table, his Lego container, and a light up lightsaber. DO NOT underestimate the resourcefulness of small humans. He’s also come perilously close to deleting several…

+1488

I’m glad someone else thought this as well.

+37 Pieces of Flair

“Cemetery Gates” - Pantera

Apparently Katz hasn’t heard of Coastal Carolina’s cheerleaders.

You’re friends with Rex Ryan?

I’m only interested if he started dating Caitlyn Jenner.

I feel bad for Lonzo, because he has that perpetual “Dad, just shut the fuck up” look on his face. But goddamn if it won’t be satisfying to watch him bust out the NBA 3 years after he’s drafted.

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia....