I remember Kane as Isaac Yankem, DDS.

Please let this be true.

I feel like Jeff Hardy is like 2 years (or less) away from a drug overdose.

Dude.... That is a hot fucking take. Top 3 Cardinals of all time? So you’re putting him over Pujols right, because there’s NO FUCKING WAY he’s above Stan or Gibby. And top 3 catchers??? Yogi, Johnny Bench, and Gary Carter question that.

I would, actually. I think he’d understand match ups and bullpen usage much better than Matheny does. Hell, I’m pretty sure I understand these things better than Matheny does. He’s a useless boob.

Hopefully this contract ends with him replacing Mike Matheny as manager, which is exactly how his career started.

I thought you’d go with this classic:

I’d buy one each for beloved Deadspin Dookies Emma and Nick.

I am so fucking confused by this. Matt Hardy as in the wrestler Matt Hardy? What the fuck happened to this dude? I checked out of wrestling in the very early 2000s.

Here’s the copyright avoiding version of the original video.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ME?!?! I was gonna post this tomorrow. My parents are thinking of selling the house they’ve owned since 1968. It’s been my safe place. No matter how much horrible shit I’ve had going on in my life, I could always go back there and feel safe and secure. I really don’t want them to sell it, but I’m…

Those were the two songs I almost posted instead of Coup D’ Etat. Fucking love Keith era Black Flag. I’d give my left nut for that era of Black Flag to reunite for a tour.

For Tiger Woods.

Coup D’ Etat - Circle Jerks

Hot take alert. Keith Morris is/was the best Black Flag vocalist.

I’m amazed at how many people freak out or pass put at the sight of blood. I was a body piercer for years, I’m covered in tattoos, and I’ve had a myriad of blood work done due to illnesses and what we’ll call “extracurricular activities” so the sight/smell/taste of blood doesn’t even phase me one bit. Dudes, quit…

SHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTTT

Yeah well my father invented Toaster Strudel.

“Sporpsball” made me laugh real fucking hard.