“The Last Huzzah”

My turkey story for the day: Driving from Ohio to North Carolina, I passed several open fields. I kept noticing what at first appeared to be large, burnt up tree stumps. Suddenly a couple of the stumps fanned out their tail feathers and I realized ‘oh shit, those are turkeys, not stumps.’ While the bald eagle is our…

What the.... I mean... what is going on here?!

KG would “chase the loose ball” just to crash into LaVar. At full speed.

Will Lonzo still be in the league when LeBron Jr. gets there? I love the idea of LeBron Sr and LeBron Jr just trading dunks to prove a point to LaVar.

Could’ve been worse....

Big Johnson would like a word with you as well, Mr. Magary

I drove through Craters of the Moon a couple weeks ago. It looked really cool. I’d totally check it out deeper.

I don’t support his deportation, but I’m fine if Trump can make Angel Hernandez NOT be an MLB umpire ever again.

Is he throwing from first base to second? It’s 60' 6" from the rubber on the mound to home plate. Realistically Trump would be throwing more like 50-55'

I just want to add that Granderson and Jedd Gyorko set a record last season for fewest RBI while hitting 30 or more homers.

Ben McAdoo is slowly getting his “Bill Cowher Cosplay” look down pat.

El-P feat. Aesop Rock and Ill Bill “Delorean”

Florida Shamwow

15,400.

We got a new Run The Jewels video.

My soon to be 14 year old stepson is a HUGE fan of non-Danzig Misfits. He’s fucking insane, isn’t he?

Is April 1st the worst day to announce a pregnancy or propose a marriage?

I fucking hate the ice dragons on Skyrim. But I poison them and hide like a coward to preserve my health.