How about follow the RULES?? The strike zone is still knees to letters, no? You can only take 2 steps without dribbling, right? When you plant your pivot foot, you cannot move it. Footballs are to be a certain pressure. If you don't follow 1 rule, why follow any?

This is all kinds of fucked up. Just turn off the cell phone, I garandamntee that your teen will straighten up. I've never had to do it, just threaten it. Works like a charm.

Crisp bacon. remove. put on paper towels to drain. Throw the sprouts in the trash. Make a BLT and enjoy.

Put down the bong, Dude. You’ve had enough. Seriously? No, just nope.

Went to get my motorcycle endorsement, long before all this new riding around cones, school, etc. The guy checks my lights, tells me to drive around the block. Watches me leave, I get back and he’s inside. Got my endorsement. I guess if you make it back, you can ride.

I wake up in a cold sweat with that very vision...Christ, I'd starve and my kids would be out in the street if my CDL was suspended...I'm glad you got it straightened out...what a nightmare

Bought a car on Maui from a German guy who went home. Went to register it and the lady tells me that it isn’t his signature. I was required to get him to go to the US consulate in Hamburg? and get his sig notarized. Tried to call, got his mom...who spoke no English. After 4 months got his sig and my reg. Sold the car…

Worked at a shrimp house on River Street in Savannah and the owners were just racist shits. The family was dining one night and changed the baby at the table...the worst part was some ick got on the table they ORDERED the black teen busboy to clean it up. Fucking redneck goobers. I didn’t work there long.

Did the same thing, was at a window booth, trying to make time with the cute waitress shook the ketchup and it sprays the window, the side of my face and head. And not just a little bit, must have been half the bottle...never ate there again. I always check the cap...

You don’t like?

Cheaters never prosper...oh, wait...

My mom passed in 06. I have called my kids mother's mom every year to tell her thank you for having a daughter that gave me my 2 great son's.

Uh, I wouldn't own a POS hummer if you gave it to me...dude. And science doesn't work like that...but I see more morons think like you. don't have kids, please. See I can be polite to morons :)

Because nothing screams LITTLE DICK HERE! like driving a fucking piece of crap GM 'hummer'. Not surprised you would be the one to think of this trash.

But, he doesn't care about US! Just another rich guy doing what rich guys do...being a douchebag.

This AGAIN??

Peanut butter, Bananas and Miracle whip...Yes it sounds gross, but it is the bomb.

No soup for you. And, pats fans have CLASS. now go wash your mouth out with soap. Potty mouth.

Is this a variation of "pull my finger"? Because THAT is timeless.

Hopefully in other colors. Man, that’s...grotesque