This sounds like my mom talking to my sister.

I got banned for life on twitter for calling ivanka a cunt. And implying that @Jack doesn't like it cause he has a crush on her. 

Boy oh boy is this a timely topic for me personally! Miserable coworker finally left recently after being a complete rotten apple and threatening to leave for 2+ years. This person was just the worst in every possible way and even if I wrote you an entire essay it wouldn’t fully capture it. I’ll stick to the…

Two cops showing up and suggesting that the solution is perhaps not to let her have contact with the outside world.

Last year’s holiday season was horrible for me. My dad was desperately ill with cancer, seriously mentally unstable/dementia and willingly influenced by his much younger antivaxxer anti-science Talibangelical girlfriend. Because I lived minutes away it fell to me to at least try to keep him relatively clean, fed, and…

You did receive that spending power when you had affordable education. Trickle down economics is not a real thing. It is absolutely about selfishness and it is about punishment.

Honestly, I have always been a bit of Grinch when it comes to Christmas. I didn’t grow up celebrating it, and was really overwhelmed by it and all the expensive stuff when I started attending my boyfriend’s (now husband’s) family Christmas. This year I have a 2 year old and seeing Christmas through his eyes has…

Don’t forget healthcare and the environment, and we’re golden.

The logical reaction should be: Yay! We have more people with education and less debt! This is good for the economy! This will benefit society as a whole, maybe even the world! I couldn’t afford education or was stuck in debt for a long time, but I’m happy people will have more opportunities in the future!

Except which party you support has a significant correlation with if you actually went to college. Rich Republicans don’t have student debt, and poor Republicans think colleges are liberal brainwashing outposts and blame minorities and environmental regulations for their lack of job opportunities instead of the fact…

This is my surprised face. Can you tell it’s my surprised face?

Yeah, but *grumble grumble* I paid my debt already so everyone else should have to pay theirs too. My life was hard, everyone else should have hard lives. A bear ate my sandwich, it’s only fair if bears eat everyone else’s entire homes!

Oh fuck you, Joe. People’s lives have been royally fucked by 45 and his merry band of dipshits and this bit of action would help so many out, but you want to go along with GOP bullshit in the name of “healing”.

I’m sorry you went through that. I’m glad you’re in a better place. I hope your kids learn from your ex-wife’s example and never come anywhere near a nasty person like that.

Sorry! Hit enter too soon, now I’m racing against time.

I believe it’s captain awkward who has a similar one about how long you can see yourself dealing with the status quo - can you live like this for five minutes, five weeks, five years...?

Speaking of taking responsibility...

I’m seriously dating myself here, but there was once a thing called the “Ann Landers Question,” which was a thing she (the original advice columnists) used to pitch to people like LW who were in similar dilemmas. It’s simply asking, “Are you better off with her or without her?” As trite as it might seem, it’s a useful…

If she’s in the guest room, she has already left and it’s probably only economic necessity keeping her there.

If I might give praise to the saints who serve me.... I take my elderly father and grandmother to an Italian chain restaurant which may or may not have the words 'Olive' and 'Garden' in the title. I do this because handicapped parking is usually available even at peak hours and it's near both of their nursing homes.