Keep punching up until you reach the peak.

Sounds pretty human to me. Just replace the shitbarf with terrible opinions.

You know what kind of person looks at the reanimated corpse of Deadspin and says “Hey, let’s do that everywhere”?

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

Sony every time.

And this goes in line with almost any business out there that are on the verge of failing. Most of them have the same thing in common; they cite “online business” as the number one reason behind their failure, which only shows that they just don’t get it.

The film over-corrected in reaction to the franchise’s worst fans and was a finale that had to retcon and undercut so many things about the saga to make itself work.

Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive? I’d never know that if the GOP didn’t constantly point that out.

Castro got burned for being straight-forward about something Uncle Joe said in a debate. He was correct but he still got thrown under the bus by white Dems and then the media rolled over him in another bus by hyping what went down as some kind of bullying.

The only thing that can stop a white (or white adjacent) bad guy is another white bad guy. A good person (of any race) isn’t going to do it and a bad person of color isn’t going to get away with it. So, uh, let’s hope he starts a fight with a gang of skinheads.

The pos who controls that burner account is someone who is black (out of the greys) on The Root. They post a comment as adimentsuak then, with the account that is black on The Root, stars its comments to make them black then unstars them so they appear black with no stars...leaving no trace in saved articles on the…

It’s clearly operated by someone who is black on The Root that stars/unstars its comments.

“God screw these old white men!”

Oh fuck off with this disingenuous take. The Jezesplinter universe has been shitting on all the candidates who are not Saint Bernard and particularly Kamala Harris. So don’t pretend you give a shit now that the white dudes win again. 

Nailed it.

Wow, Johnny Deep’s really doing his best to make sure anyone who might have missed the prior emails and memos know he’s an insufferable asshole.

No no, you don’t understand. They’re not assholes, they’re introverts.

I am not Tom Ley!

I went as Deadspin sticking to sports, a/k/a dead deadspin, at work for Halloween yesterday. I don’t work in sports or journalism, yet so many co-workers got the costume and we all mourned the loss. Related: the sports didn’t actually stick to the dress.