The weirdest shit about Chapelle’s schtick is how he obviously equates and frames the LGBTQIA community with whiteness, with no idea how his rhetoric can harm queer people of color. I don’t know if it’s purposeful or if it’s ignorance (probably some combo of both), but it’s almost comically clear that he is unwilling…

So I’ve been mulling this over a lot, and I think I figured out the three things that are the most wrong about Dave’s approach on this.

I had a family friend tell me when I was like 12 years old that nothing good ever follows the word “but”.

Yeah, it’s pretty much never gonna happen. Especially given that, while Ford ain’t exactly broke, their car sales aren’t lighting the world up, and the last thing they need is for a Japanese or a Korean car company to 1.) make police vehicles, and 2.) make them way more reliable than anything Ford could put together…

I mean, the end times are here, no one wants to talk to the manager, and the floor manager Susan is in self-quarantine. Are you NOT gonna fuck the radio under those circumstances?

The biggest problem with Dave is that he acts like people called him out on his bullshit and it ruined his life. Like, he says that in his specials; that his jokes about trans people and sexual assault ruined his life.

See also: Jay throwing Kap under the bus to collude with white NFL owners to further line his pockets.

I was going to say; there’s a whole lot of ungrayed trolls on here, and I don’t know if it’s people who somehow got ungrayed in the mass exodus from Deadspin and Splinter by accident, or if people who are already ungrayed feel punchy and just want to get in fights with people who’s entire reason for existing is…

The difference is that Boris Johnson’s clownish buffoonery seems to be a calculated attempt at disarming people and causing them to look past his dodgy past and racist commentary.

He had no choice. Especially if he does eventually decide to file a suit on his own.

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

If I wanted to eat a wax candle, I’d just go to Bath and Body Works and buy one. At least they have apple pie there.

HIS NAME ISN’T WARREN!

Look man, I get it, Halloween is tomorrow, but there was really no need to scare everyone like that.

I don’t know about you, but if all the sports content is this sports-like, I might spend my valuable sports clicks here at DeadStickingtoSports all the sporting time!

Damn the man.

That’s one thing I never got; there’s tons of fucking sports coverage here.

Lord grant me the courage and unearned ego of a failson MBA with no real world experience. These galaxy brained doofuses completely fucked themselves on so many levels. Not only did they lose the Farmer’s endorsement, but who the fuck else is gonna want to do business with them?

I’m not saying Jim Spanfeller for thinks the earth is flat and clubs baby seals just for fun, I’m just saying that he’s never denied thinking that the earth is flat and that he clubs baby seals just for fun.

I don’t, but I’ll still gladly pay for this content, because what the hell else am I suppose to do at work? DO MY JOB!? Nope, I will gladly pay for a quality reason to procrastinate.