I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Because white supremacy is a terrorist act and that shit works, and they’ve scared a portion of older black voters into never voting for a black president ever again, because look what the fuck happened when they did.

They’re already part of a union, and I’m guessing Spanfeller is breaking like, 3000000 collectively bargained things right now.

They want Deadspin and the other G/O Media blogs to go down the shitter, so they can pocket the advertising dollars and make a quick buck when they eventually sell it for pennies on the dollar.

“Hey, we could either have this thing quietly make us money for years with basically no effort, OR we can break the employees, make readers abandon the place, and then sell it for pennies of the dollar against what it could actually potentially be worth...hmmm, let’s do the second thing!”

I know that. But, like, I’m surprised that when he steps out of the White House, he isn’t inundated with the low hum of boos from people standing outside the White House. I’m surprised some members of the press don’t just his at him. I’m surprised his Presidential motorcades don’t feature lots of thrown, rotten…

The fact that Trump can go anywhere without being cursed at is a testament to how often we give too much respect to assholes and despots who don't deserve. The only thing that would've made me prouder of the area that I live in is if they had started an "ASSHOLE" or "FUCK YOU TRUMP" chant.

I just got married and the amount of little shit that I thought no one care about but my wife and mother in law thought was THE MOST IMPORTANT SHIT IN THE WORLD but ultimately wasn’t anything close to a big deal is...well, basically most things.

“Coach’s Brain” is a real disease.

Spanfeller thinking he could disappear entire blog post and that either no one would notice and/or no one would say jackshit about it completely explains his brain dead decisions.

No lies detected.

It’s almost like catering almost exclusively to a small segment of predominantly white liberals and having a predominantly white group of writers with mostly white perspectives on everything was a fuckin’ bad thing or something.

I don’t get how you constantly criticized about how you don’t connect with black people and hold a Q&A at an HBCU and still don’t have a quasi-decent response for this question. He seemed completely caught off guard by the question, which insane.

Here’s a paragraph about the Skins that makes no sense.

Back when I was insane enough to pay actual human dollars for NFL Game Pass, the best part was the condensed games. I’d skip watching the Skins on Sunday and just wait for the 45 minute version of the team fucking it all up. It’s really the only way to watch football.

I think you can look at the attendance and see the answer to that question. Because yeah, the Browns, the Lions, the Raiders, even the Bengals suck...but there’s always some hope that they’ll get their shit together, even if it’s by accident. It’s what keeps fans coming back.

Gotdamn gotdamn gotdamn!

The Fiend is like, the perfect example of WWE’s creative process.

The thing about The Demon on the main roster is that Vince (and I feel it’s mostly Vince then didn’t get this) thought it was just another spooky supernatural thing. No one seemed to be able to get across to Vince that the Demon was essentially a thing Finn used to psyche himself up and take himself to the next level,…

I know that this was something that happened before Trump, but I still want to blame the proliferation of this new form of gaslighting on Papaya Pol Pot.