The biggest issue the Redskins offense has (at least one of them) is how horrendously predictable it is.

The worst thing to happen to Haskins is getting drafted by the Redskins.

I have a major issue with this article;

But that’s just what Bill does, though.

If the Bengals weren’t Bengalsing then it’s entirely possible the Bills would’ve commenced their Billsing.

That’s fair enough. I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

Freddie Kitchens came down with a severe case of Coach’s Brain, wherein you overthink a problem with a (relatively) simple solution.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

No, because I got the distinct feeling that Jay didn’t really care, and didn’t really understanding what he was doing on any given snap. Mahomes and Jackson at least seem to have an understanding of an offense, and there crazier pass attempts seem to less out of a Cutler-esque “fuck it I don’t know what I’m doing ARM…

Him and Mahomes are just fun to watch, man. It’s fun to watch guys be fearless, even when they’re not playing well. And that’s what football games are supposed to be; fun. It’s fun to see these crazy athletes escaping sacks and throwing up prayer balls and receivers coming down with the catch.

...So can we start talking about how Jimmy Garappolo might actually be kinda bad?

Nah, fam.

I’m not saying for sure it’s the concussions...but it kinda seems like it’s the numerous concussions compounding mental health issues.

Washington had to be the team that’s gonna take the chance and sign him, right?

I still maintain that you can absolutely tell offensive jokes if they’re actually fucking funny, which is like 99% of the problem with comedians.

I really don’t know who would want to get hired by the Skins on any level. Front office, coaches, players in free agency. If I got drafted by the Redskins I’d pull an Eli Manning whether I was a 1st rounder or a seventh. If my only shot at NFL glory as an undrafted free agent as to play for Washington, I’d shrug and…

It feels like the worst thing any athlete can do on God’s green earth is “prove Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen right about literally anything”.

Cousins is a mirage. He’s Steve DeBerg; he’s just good enough to get you beat. Every once in a while (usually around mid-October to mid-November) he’ll play completely fucking bonkers ass football that will have you believing he’s a franchise savior, and then right in the thick of the playoff hunt in December he’ll…

What this is really about is white women wanting to retain the “right” to harm their children and the children of their others. It’s not borderline racist to co-opt the language of the civil rights movement to try and keep the privilege of exposing their children to diseases that have long since been cured and nearly…

...Nah, this ain’t it, fam.