More over, when he got benched for Geno (which was totally justified, if not ill-timed and a last second power grab by a lame duck coach), he could’ve did what Kurt Warner did for Eli; said “alright, you guys put him out there, you don’t go back to me, he has to play”.

“I haven’t seen a black man this upset since Popeye’s ran out it’s chicken sandwich!”

“I’m not saying he doesn’t care about his team, I’m just saying he doesn’t care about anyone” was a bold way to take that conversation, and it worked about as well as you could’ve expected, which is to say it didn’t fuckin’ work at all.

...so has anyone told Michael Pereira that the “sport” he thinks he’s a part of is actually pro wrestling, before someone kicks his head off?

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Most coaches don’t coach to win.

Joe reminds me of my co-worker. He’s an older, affable African dude who has loads of stories that don’t really go anywhere. Sometimes I just sit and let him talk on and on for 10 minutes, and it’s not that I don’t want to listen, it’s just that what he’s saying isn’t particularly interesting, and it has the vague…

I think it says tons about the caliber of talent Rex Ryan had around him, and the fact that once he began to lose that talent, he was quite literally incapble of replicating it. His “FIRE EVERYTHING” approach to defense only worked so long as he could effectively count on having, like, legitimate Hall of Fame caliber…

Sometimes if I’m alone in the house, I’ll go through a whole QB cadence like a goober to make me feel like I could actually orchestrate an NFL house.

As an addendum; I grow ever more tired of the “if Kap was good then he’d have a job” when Blaine Gabbert has quite literally never been good and still has gainful employment in the league. Blaine Gabbert’s continued existence as a guy coaches put their faith in to win football games in spite of being 15-35 as a…

So basically Kap made an offer to two shitty, upstart leagues that he knew they couldn’t match, and knew 1.) probably wouldn’t exist long after their inaugural seasons (rip AAFL),2.) would expose him to injury, and 3.) would offer him far, FAR less than even vet minimum in the NFL.

I’m sorry, do you know Kap personally? Are you his agent or a close family member or loved one?

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL…

Gregg Williams’ continued insistence to play any safety not named Sean Taylor 800 yards off the ball and hoping that they can make a play and getting embarrassed over and over will both never get old and is a testament to how fucking easy it is to stick around the NFL forever and ever even when you’re not remotely…

Hey! Don’t joke, man! Border security is very important to the people of Bumblefuck, South Dakota! I mean, sure, the border is hundreds if not thousands of miles away, but we still gotta try to get those votes, even if they never vote democrat!

The thing is, most people are convinced the system is rigged. They figure the winners are pre-determined and there are so many people conspiring to fuck them over that going to the voting booth barely even matters.

Expecting the base of the Democratic party (black women) to vote like the base of the Republican party (white men) is reason 1-99 of why the Democrats actually lose. Because the base of the Democratic party actually cares about shit like policy and agendas and character and what moves the country and the cause of…

Donald Trump is basically Peter Griffin in that episode of Family Guy when he’s running for the school board against Lois, just making up shit until something finally sticks, even though he’s only running because Lois thinks he’s too goddamn stupid for the job.

Part of this wavering “oh no, don’t say anything bad about Joe” stems from rapid paranoia over 2016 and America’s collective failure to stop a Trump presidency because they thought Hillary had it in the bag. People were convinced they could shit on Hillary and she would still win, and then she lost, and after the…