Like any position, good kickers take time to develop, and if you’re getting rid of one to replace them with another every season or doing it in-season all time, you’re pretty much never gonna find one.

Ehh, it wouldn’t matter. I hear the Dolphins are currently investigating ways in which they can win -1 games. 

My soon-to-be wife did the same shit to me. I’m pretty sure I spent the rest of the day angling my head so that she could never see the back of it.

Why the fuck was she invited? Who the fuck asked her to show up? What the fuck is that person’s problem? How is that person in charge of booking an invent that has to do with black perspectives? When is that motherfucker gonna get fired?

If it helps, I’m 32 and I spend at least ten minutes looking in the mirror every day praying that my hairline isn’t receding. So...age is how you feel?

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

I never understand this“we don’t need to go at each other’s throats” mentality.

Biden being Barack’s VP was pretty simple; he needed a somewhat affable, old white dude to sway reluctant white Democrats to vote for him. I mean, that was it, more or less.

Castro fucked up by being a brown person who dared to question a white man, forcefully and with his whole chest.

M immediate reaction watching him last night was”yup, his shoulder is fucked”. He just didn’t look like himself throwing the ball. I don’t think Cam will retire like Luck did, but the years of punishment are adding up.

The even dumber part of that statement is that 1.) the Redskins don’t have a FB on the roster because Jay Gruden doesn’t like fullbacks, and 2.) *Adrian Peterson rushed for over 1000 yards last season and barely ever ran out of an I-formation*. And that’s on top of playing in a zone stretch scheme when he’s typically…

...you must be fun at parties.

His name is pronounced like “Guys”.

True enough. Except for the part where a big chunk of those yards and the 3rd touchdown came after the Eagles had basically already sealed the game.

Nice to know that the Redskins wasted no time in completely fucking up their whole season.

And like Barry pointed out, the results of tanking in the NFL are way less favorable than, say, the NBA, where if you suck hard enough you can luck into one player who genuinely can turn around a whole franchise.

I should've said "recently".

To be...I dunno, fair-ish? to the Skins...they haven’t really overpaid any insane malcontents. Bruce Allen’s MO seems to be signing the most boring ass people to play 8-8 football from here until eternity. At the very least, Washington wouldn’t be smart enough to sign Brown now; they’ll do it when he’s thoroughly…

Randy Moss.

I’d argue that the Raiders knew full well that Antonio Brown was an acrimonious malcontent the second he signed him, considering all the shit that happened in Pittsburgh, and that they still managed to fuck this up every step of the way. Yeah, AB is a dick, but the Raiders still signed him, still gave him guaranteed…