And like Barry pointed out, the results of tanking in the NFL are way less favorable than, say, the NBA, where if you suck hard enough you can luck into one player who genuinely can turn around a whole franchise.

I should've said "recently".

To be...I dunno, fair-ish? to the Skins...they haven’t really overpaid any insane malcontents. Bruce Allen’s MO seems to be signing the most boring ass people to play 8-8 football from here until eternity. At the very least, Washington wouldn’t be smart enough to sign Brown now; they’ll do it when he’s thoroughly…

Randy Moss.

I’d argue that the Raiders knew full well that Antonio Brown was an acrimonious malcontent the second he signed him, considering all the shit that happened in Pittsburgh, and that they still managed to fuck this up every step of the way. Yeah, AB is a dick, but the Raiders still signed him, still gave him guaranteed…

Captain America punches Nazis. If the literal embodiment of Americaness is all for punching Nazis, I don’t see why I can’t be. I aspire to be as great as Captain America, and if that means punching Nazis, by God, that’s what I’m gonna do!

I have a vivid memory of my mom taking me to see True Lies when I was very, very young. (Not actually taking me, but going there regardless of if I was there or not.) Like, not infant or toddler young, but DEFINITELY too young to be watching Jamie Lee Curtis stripping. There’s a bunch of movies like that I’ve…

Dear God, fucking this.

We’ve got two Asian food hall/cafeterias in my area and one is VASTLY superior to the other. The only bad thing is that the one I like is the one where I got food poisoning at one of the stalls, so every time I eat there I feel like I’m going to get sick.

I had some gross ass popcorn chicken from Food Lion. I knew it was gonna be bad the second I looked at it, but it was 2 bucks and I didn’t feel like spending a lot for lunch. I like your idea much more.

Being a homophobic/transphobic/racist wrestling fan must be the hardest thing on the planet to be. Like, how do you enjoy literally anything?

At least he seems aware that there’s shit you can and can’t say. When he did Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee with Seinfeld, he does make reference to not being able to tell the same kind of jokes, but not in the same bitter way other comedians do. It comes from a place of seeming to understand he can’t work that same…

...So this is just because she’s black, right? I mean, we can say that, yeah? I don’t follow the UK news too much, but thus far, it seems like all the hate Meghan Markle receives comes simply from *checks notes* “being a royal who happens to have melanin in her skin”.

Nope. They give not a single, solitary fuck. Engagement is all that matters, at all cost. That Twitter is run predominantly by white men is surely just a coincidence.

Aww, I see that the Bears have moved into that “now that Mitch has had a good season he has to be a REAL QUARTERBACK who we win with to justify the insane money we’re gonna have to fork out in a few season” phase of Trubisky’s development.

This is what is so staggeringly jarring about the way in which Trump lies. Like, this is the most asinine bullshit ever. Literally no one cared. It was just a relatively minor gaffe. There’s a whole host of other horrors he could be lying about.

Is there anyone else struggling to believe that a sitting President might’ve doctored a photo because he doesn’t want to be wrong about a hurricane? Like...the fact that I even had to type that sentence just made me infinitely sad and depressed.

I’ll put out that the fuel efficiency gap between a gas engine, three row Ford Explorer (24 MPG combined) and, say, a Honda Odyssey (22 MPG) is comically small, almost to the point where it doesn’t matter. I think SUVs are stupid and shitty too, but “people should buy minivans because they’re more fuel efficient than…

Lies.

Frankly, the amount of effort put into covering The View (and Meghan McCain) is fucking exhausting, mostly because I don’t think it’s half as important as anyone on here thinks it is.