The thing is, Sean McVay was only a genius because he realized he could just throw the same look at people and the same plays, dress it up with some motion, and most defensive coordinators would just refuse to fucking adjust. McVay realized what Belichick realized years ago; the league is filled with dumbass, brazenly…

Probably the scariest shit you can see is when wrestlers go into “autopilot mode”, where they clearly don’t have any idea what they’re doing, but they’re just conscious enough to react the way they’re supposed to. KENTA was still bumping and still able to somewhat be in character, but it’s clear the lights are out and…

That’s my thing; if you’re gonna tank, embrace the tank. Fitzpatrick is exactly good enough that he’d get the Dolphins to like, 3-2 and roughly in the playoff conversation, and then they finished 5-11 and fall out of the top 5 of the draft. If you’re gonna lose, lose with your chest.

It’s because the Patriots don’t bullshit you. “We will pay you what we think is fair. If you don’t like what we think is fair, it’s only a waste of both of our times to hold out, so you go play for another team that will pay you more with less chance of winning games, and we’ll go out and find someone cheaper and…

The irony should be lost on absolutely fucking nobody. The same people he was mortified to learn were laughing at him and not with him are now the audience he’s playing to. It’s the fuckin’ worse.

I think that’s the most upsetting thing.

I'll win that bet, and it'll be a Brees.

Move to Maryland! Well, the areas of Maryland closest to DC—the further out you could the more red it is. But still! Awesome food! Near by museums! Crabs! Putting Old Bay on everything! Stupidly high home prices! A Republican governor who’s mostly been unable to fuck shit up too badly! Traffic at 1PM on a Wednesday…

Yay, Maryland’s flag is awesome!

This reeks of trying to say “SEE, SEE, THEY’RE TRYING TO SET US UP AGAIN!” without reporting the actual important bits that provide context.

I still contend that anyone who wants to run for President when they’re seventy years old is crazy, and then includes Liz Warren, who I become more of a fan of more and more every day.

I think it speaks volumes about Michelle Obama’s character that she in no way wanted her husband to run for President, and Barack still had all his mental facilities. Anyone encouraging their spouse to run for the presidency when they’re in their fucking 70s in batshit insane at best and an opportunist at worse.

... you must be fun at parties.

“Anchor One and Two, Coach Lipschitz said that after his team’s first half performance, he wants them to be much more aggressive in the second half. He said they’re giving up too many big plays and need to protect the sports ball, and if they do that, maybe they can come back and win the game. Back to you.”

I can say, with all honestly, that I never once gave a single, solitary, lonely fuck about anything Jay Cutler ever said or did in a press conference. Not a one. The only people who were upset by it were grumpy journalist that wished Cutler played the game. I liked that Jay simply had no fucks to give about being a…

On the other hand, it’s such a trite fucking question that could demand nothing but the most cliche’d non-answer. Like, it’s dumb. It’s a dumb question to ask. And so she gave the dumb question the answer it fucking deserved.

Is Trump breathing?

Nice. +1

Not for nothin’, but shit like this is why I could not give any less fucks about Ilhan Omar’s personal life.

Honestly, I feel like a huge part of the problem is in thinking that Trump and his followers have “plans” of any sort. It would be...comforting?...in a weird way, to think that all these people are actually crafting some sort of machevellian plot every time something bad happens to Trump.