“OFA was the reason we lost a whole bunch of elections” probably sounds better to the DNC than “the country was way more racist than we thought and we didn’t do a good enough job of reaffirming our commitments to Obama’s policies and instead tried to thing that has failed literally every time we’ve tried it;…

Every day is a fresh new hellscape from which there seems to be no escape and no way out, and just when you think the unimaginable horrors of the previous day are dead and gone, some new terrifying reality manifest itself. The rules of reality no longer have meaning, facts and truths are treated as enemies of reason,…

Trump treats basically every state that didn’t vote for him like trash. That Puerto Rico is full of people that Trump would probably call Mexicans is just icing on  the “I don’t have to give a fuck about it” cake.

It’s just that so much of his comedy comes off like “old man yells at a cloud”, and that shit is not funny nor is it funny to listen to. The only way “old man yells at a cloud” is funny, is if the old man is the butt of the joke.

If you want the boring economics of it, stores on allocate inventory based on predicted sales. If every single week you sell 100 chicken sandwiches, you’re probably going to keep enough in stock to make, like 150, roughly. In a case like this, you’re probably going to try and stock up a little bit so you’ll have the…

I haven’t had one either. It ain’t fair and it ain’t right.

...So are you bringing everyone a plate? Cuz I don’t know why you’d be advertising such a thing, at lunch time no less, if you weren’t gonna make food for everybody.

The urge to nitpick every single track on here is so strong, but I can’t devote all of my work time to writing on The Root. Still...soooo.  Much. Nitpicking.

I’ma take the advice that has been passed down from my mother, grandmother, aunts and mother-in-law;

Oooooh, I’ma save this one! See, this is why I keep coming to Kinja...

I think at issue here are several things;

No, you’re doing it wrong!

...Man, Dave is so fucking lazy...

Because most people don’t know the actual Joe Biden, only the meme friendly version that hung out with Barack Obama. Biden’s gaffes have torpedoed his two prior runs for President. He can not keep his foot out his mouth, and even if this poll is an outlier, I think more people are either starting to realize that or…

Jason, my dude, I say this because even though we don’t always align in our views, I think you’re an insightful, talented guy...

She’s doing good now, but every once in a while when I talk to her she’ll say “oh, my day is okay, just dealing with my neck again” or something to that affect. Again, it’s been six years, and still there are days when she doesn’t feel quite normal.

The reason that thighs usually get no love is because literally no fast food fried chicken chain makes good chicken thighs. None. They’re all rubbery and greasy and they barely have any meat on the bones.

No, meaning one of the writer’s on Deadspin left and was like “I’ll ungray people” and I was like “dibs on the ungraying” and they ungrayed me.

I’m pretty sure the way I got ungrayed on The Root was completely by accident when they bought everyone over from Very Smart Brothers. Then I got grayed again for pissing off Yesha, but then she realized it was a misunderstanding and I got ungrayed again.

My mom had a herniated disk in her neck several years ago and the agony she was in constantly was indescribable. She couldn’t walk. She couldn’t eat. There was no comfortable position in which she could lay. Her only escape was taking pain medication that would knock her out cold. She tried to tough it out a few times…