I think that’s the most upsetting thing.

I'll win that bet, and it'll be a Brees.

Move to Maryland! Well, the areas of Maryland closest to DC—the further out you could the more red it is. But still! Awesome food! Near by museums! Crabs! Putting Old Bay on everything! Stupidly high home prices! A Republican governor who’s mostly been unable to fuck shit up too badly! Traffic at 1PM on a Wednesday…

Yay, Maryland’s flag is awesome!

This reeks of trying to say “SEE, SEE, THEY’RE TRYING TO SET US UP AGAIN!” without reporting the actual important bits that provide context.

I still contend that anyone who wants to run for President when they’re seventy years old is crazy, and then includes Liz Warren, who I become more of a fan of more and more every day.

I think it speaks volumes about Michelle Obama’s character that she in no way wanted her husband to run for President, and Barack still had all his mental facilities. Anyone encouraging their spouse to run for the presidency when they’re in their fucking 70s in batshit insane at best and an opportunist at worse.

... you must be fun at parties.

“Anchor One and Two, Coach Lipschitz said that after his team’s first half performance, he wants them to be much more aggressive in the second half. He said they’re giving up too many big plays and need to protect the sports ball, and if they do that, maybe they can come back and win the game. Back to you.”

I can say, with all honestly, that I never once gave a single, solitary, lonely fuck about anything Jay Cutler ever said or did in a press conference. Not a one. The only people who were upset by it were grumpy journalist that wished Cutler played the game. I liked that Jay simply had no fucks to give about being a…

On the other hand, it’s such a trite fucking question that could demand nothing but the most cliche’d non-answer. Like, it’s dumb. It’s a dumb question to ask. And so she gave the dumb question the answer it fucking deserved.

Is Trump breathing?

Nice. +1

Not for nothin’, but shit like this is why I could not give any less fucks about Ilhan Omar’s personal life.

Honestly, I feel like a huge part of the problem is in thinking that Trump and his followers have “plans” of any sort. It would be...comforting?...in a weird way, to think that all these people are actually crafting some sort of machevellian plot every time something bad happens to Trump.

“OFA was the reason we lost a whole bunch of elections” probably sounds better to the DNC than “the country was way more racist than we thought and we didn’t do a good enough job of reaffirming our commitments to Obama’s policies and instead tried to thing that has failed literally every time we’ve tried it;…

Every day is a fresh new hellscape from which there seems to be no escape and no way out, and just when you think the unimaginable horrors of the previous day are dead and gone, some new terrifying reality manifest itself. The rules of reality no longer have meaning, facts and truths are treated as enemies of reason,…

Trump treats basically every state that didn’t vote for him like trash. That Puerto Rico is full of people that Trump would probably call Mexicans is just icing on  the “I don’t have to give a fuck about it” cake.

It’s just that so much of his comedy comes off like “old man yells at a cloud”, and that shit is not funny nor is it funny to listen to. The only way “old man yells at a cloud” is funny, is if the old man is the butt of the joke.

If you want the boring economics of it, stores on allocate inventory based on predicted sales. If every single week you sell 100 chicken sandwiches, you’re probably going to keep enough in stock to make, like 150, roughly. In a case like this, you’re probably going to try and stock up a little bit so you’ll have the…