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As I understand it (and maybe I’m just lucky that my exposure to both has been mostly fine), it’s not so much that they don’t consider Protestants Christians as they consider all other denominations as their rebellious little brothers who don’t play by the rules, and the only ones that the Catholic church straight up…

As a wrestling fan, I can tell when a storyline is too stupid to be deliberately planned as dumb.

I feel like it’s less a Susan Sarandon problem and more of a “Susan Sarandon is emblematic of white women who claim to be progressive but openly dismisses any challenger that isn’t her chosen White Guy of choice Bernie Sanders, the type of white women who either stayed home or voted for non-candidates like Jill Stein…

I feel like people forget that it was only 58 years ago that people were openly wondering if they could vote for a Catholic for President.

I just want to go to the back to the BernSTEIN Bears universe, where Hillary is President and everything is okay. Not great, not stellar, not world changing, still occasionally dispiriting or downright horrible, but at least not openly, antagonistically awful all the goddamn time.

Drew nailed one thing;

The more (relatively) competent the appointee, the less he has to do with it, and the more likely the person will leave in like a year. 

I don’t know about you, but I was totally looking forward to football being even longer and even more fucking pedantic than it’s ever been all because of one blown call in a game that the Saints had *checks notes* approximately 3 million other chances to win.

That’s the thing I always try to explain with Trump. Trump has no deep thoughts. He’s not thoughtful, he’s not capable of being calculating. Everything with him — everything —- is surface level with him. I think in their quest to try and figure out how and why this clown became President, people have tried to convince…

And notta one of them thinks “maybe my jokes are bad”.

The amount of people who take wrestling SUPER serious is quite frankly disturbing, when you consider how much disbelief you have to suspend just to buy literally anything that happens in wrestling.

Comedians can tell whatever jokes they want. Everyone can tell whatever jokes they want. The problem is never the jokes in themselves; it’s that they choose to tell the laziest fucking joke they can because they know it’ll get a cheap pop. And it’s a helluva lot easier to be like “trans people are weird, wocka wocka!”…

The NFLPA is a toothless front and they have every incentive to not piss off the owners. The NFLPA under Demaurice Smith has been about as useless as possible, from everything to getting reamed in the CBA negotiations to generally not being able to do shit whenever the NFL hands down punitive punishment. The only way…

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This is the part where I point out that if we had a popular vote, America would’ve elected a woman for President, and the idea that “Americans won’t for a woman” is really “white men won’t vote for a woman”, and that the demographic Democrats should be least concerned with courting is the demographic who hasn’t voted…

The cognitive dissonance it takes to be a white supremacist while “defending” Jewish people makes my heard hurt..

I hate that "at least the unarmed black man didn't get shot" is the best we can hope for in situations like this.

“Sir, I can’t be a lazy, good for nothing welfare king/queen with 30 children and no job, AND be taking away all your jobs and all your money. It doesn’t work like that.”

Can someone please tell my how to activate this allgeded Negro Super Strength ability? I'm getting married in a month and I'd like to skip eating right if all it takes to get in shape is being black and existing around white people.