The Colt McCoy thing is insane. Like, the Redskins were trying to rush McCoy back in case they somehow made the playoffs playing Josh Johnson and Mark motherfucking Sanchez...*and* thought that it’d be better to bench the guy who pulled a miracle to get them into the playoffs to play McCoy if somehow that came to…

...so basically Jay-Z greased a few palms so the next time someone wants to sell a moribund franchise, he has a shot at buying it, right?

Said it about as perfectly as anyone could.

Alls I’m saying is that if you’re gonna use the Bible as a prop for discriminating, like, there are ten things there that are absolute unbreakable law. You can’t ignore the inconvenient shit like the *10 fucking commandments* and prop up the passages that suggest being an asshole is fine so long as your pray to God.

The Old Testament says “Love thy neighbor”, and then Matthew Chapter 5 clarifies what “love thy neighbor” means. News flash, so called “God fearing” people; there’s no passage in the Bible saying it’s cool to discriminate against gay people. The law of God is to love thy neighbor and to pray for those who persecute…

Typically I try not to yuck anyone’s yum if it’s consensual play between two adults who have clear rules and boundaries...but fuuuuuccccckk this noise. This isn’t kink. This is just...just fucking wrong, man.

Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Nope. No. *shakes head*. No.

If someone who doesn’t own and operate a business can explain to me why they still bother using Facebook, I’d appreciate it, because fuck me, I just don’t see the point.

I’m sure that there are plenty of vegans who can actually throw the fuck down in the kitchen. But Rebeckah from Accounting only started being a vegan two weeks ago, and apparently forgot that “being vegan” isn’t the same as “not putting salt on anything”.

I really feel like Ford is a more apt metaphor here.

This is a supremely white take.

Shout out to Julian for realizing the quickest way to get a ton of name recognition is to call Trump out on his home turf and watch as he can’t keep his name out of your mouth, while also forcing Fox News viewers to deal with the reality of having chosen a racist asshole as their president.

I’m thrilled to realize I’m not the only one who did a double take.

I was watching some old stuff on WWE Network like two years ago, and in it Roddy Piper is messing with an Italian wrestler. He’s cutting a promo and he asks a question and the guy doesn’t give the question, and Piper says something to the effect of “What, you can’t hear me, you dumb w**?!”

EDDIE MURPHY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BE IN A FUNNY MOVIE AGAIN! SOMEONE SEND UP THE SIGNAL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

Like, what are they hoping to do besides just annoy the fuck out of him? This is so fucking petty.

Expecting NFL head coaches to not be boring as hell sticks in the mud that don’t simply repeat the same company approved talking points as every other coach is asking too much. Who’s the last NFL head coach who has said anything interesting regarding a social issue? The answer is fucking no one.

NXT sure was nice while it lasted!

It’s been reported that the WWE has been signing new NXT recruits (and basically everyone they want to re-sign) to five year deals.

The best decision I ever made was getting off Twitter. I’d spend hours complaining about Jay Gruden and Dan Snyder and get into arguments with people who threatened to kick my ass, and I’d fight with my fiancee about why I’d spend so much wasted energy on it.