In a retail setting it's someone who's not the manager or the assistant manager that also has a key and is technically a manager, but is mostly just a glorified store associate with slightly better pay. *Very* slightly.

I've never not been grayed over here.

...So basically he’s a white man.

Incredible.

It’s even worse, since Vince has shown up at the last minute and demanded the show be rewritten for like a month now. This is why SmackDown’s quality (which relative to RAW has been mostly okay, bar the Shane stuff) has dipped, and why all the storylines that seemed to be building abruptly fucking stopped.

WWE has somehow managed to both overexpose and underexpose their young talents, and so they figure bringing back these relics of yesteryear to try and bring eyeballs back to the product is a great way to bring people back. And maybe it is! But those people never stay.

I swear, if Donald Trump said the sky was blue, I’d have to reconsider if the sky was not, in fact, neon green.

It’s kind of incredible how whenever Donald Trump says “a lot of people are thinking”, it’s so obvious that what he means to say is “literally I am the only one thinking this”. 

My whole thing is, *what the hell are they expecting to find at 1am*? I can barely find my bed at 1am. They’re literally killing themselves look for an microscopic advantage that doesn’t exist, probably.

Kirk Cousins is a fucking weirdo.

This argument is bullshit. I’ma assume that you’re not trying to insult my intelligence by making it, and assume you’re arguing in good faith, but it’s still bullshit.

Goddamn auto correct.

Exactly.

I wonder if Trump even realizes that half the reason that Elizabeth Warren is a thing is because Trump couldn’t keep her name out of his mouth.

“On the one hand, most of the people you know and love could be wiped out existence. Hell, you could be wiped out of existence. On the other hands, you’d never have to deal with traffic on I-270 or weight in line at Chick-Fil-A again!”

*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

I take issue with you calling Trump “Racist Thanos”. Thanos may have been insane and wiped out half the universe, but he clearly, actually felt things. He clearly loved people other than himself. He was a psychopath hell bent on exterminating half of all life for a bullshit reason, but he was actually capable of…

The next time Nancy from Next Door minds her own fuckin’ business will be the first time.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

As soon as I saw that article, I knew exactly what it was going to be.