Typically I try not to yuck anyone’s yum if it’s consensual play between two adults who have clear rules and boundaries...but fuuuuuccccckk this noise. This isn’t kink. This is just...just fucking wrong, man.

Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Nope. No. *shakes head*. No.

If someone who doesn’t own and operate a business can explain to me why they still bother using Facebook, I’d appreciate it, because fuck me, I just don’t see the point.

I’m sure that there are plenty of vegans who can actually throw the fuck down in the kitchen. But Rebeckah from Accounting only started being a vegan two weeks ago, and apparently forgot that “being vegan” isn’t the same as “not putting salt on anything”.

I really feel like Ford is a more apt metaphor here.

This is a supremely white take.

Shout out to Julian for realizing the quickest way to get a ton of name recognition is to call Trump out on his home turf and watch as he can’t keep his name out of your mouth, while also forcing Fox News viewers to deal with the reality of having chosen a racist asshole as their president.

I’m thrilled to realize I’m not the only one who did a double take.

I was watching some old stuff on WWE Network like two years ago, and in it Roddy Piper is messing with an Italian wrestler. He’s cutting a promo and he asks a question and the guy doesn’t give the question, and Piper says something to the effect of “What, you can’t hear me, you dumb w**?!”

EDDIE MURPHY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BE IN A FUNNY MOVIE AGAIN! SOMEONE SEND UP THE SIGNAL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

Like, what are they hoping to do besides just annoy the fuck out of him? This is so fucking petty.

Expecting NFL head coaches to not be boring as hell sticks in the mud that don’t simply repeat the same company approved talking points as every other coach is asking too much. Who’s the last NFL head coach who has said anything interesting regarding a social issue? The answer is fucking no one.

NXT sure was nice while it lasted!

It’s been reported that the WWE has been signing new NXT recruits (and basically everyone they want to re-sign) to five year deals.

The best decision I ever made was getting off Twitter. I’d spend hours complaining about Jay Gruden and Dan Snyder and get into arguments with people who threatened to kick my ass, and I’d fight with my fiancee about why I’d spend so much wasted energy on it.

In a retail setting it's someone who's not the manager or the assistant manager that also has a key and is technically a manager, but is mostly just a glorified store associate with slightly better pay. *Very* slightly.

I've never not been grayed over here.

...So basically he’s a white man.

Incredible.

It’s even worse, since Vince has shown up at the last minute and demanded the show be rewritten for like a month now. This is why SmackDown’s quality (which relative to RAW has been mostly okay, bar the Shane stuff) has dipped, and why all the storylines that seemed to be building abruptly fucking stopped.