WWE has somehow managed to both overexpose and underexpose their young talents, and so they figure bringing back these relics of yesteryear to try and bring eyeballs back to the product is a great way to bring people back. And maybe it is! But those people never stay.

I swear, if Donald Trump said the sky was blue, I’d have to reconsider if the sky was not, in fact, neon green.

It’s kind of incredible how whenever Donald Trump says “a lot of people are thinking”, it’s so obvious that what he means to say is “literally I am the only one thinking this”. 

My whole thing is, *what the hell are they expecting to find at 1am*? I can barely find my bed at 1am. They’re literally killing themselves look for an microscopic advantage that doesn’t exist, probably.

Kirk Cousins is a fucking weirdo.

This argument is bullshit. I’ma assume that you’re not trying to insult my intelligence by making it, and assume you’re arguing in good faith, but it’s still bullshit.

Goddamn auto correct.

Exactly.

I wonder if Trump even realizes that half the reason that Elizabeth Warren is a thing is because Trump couldn’t keep her name out of his mouth.

“On the one hand, most of the people you know and love could be wiped out existence. Hell, you could be wiped out of existence. On the other hands, you’d never have to deal with traffic on I-270 or weight in line at Chick-Fil-A again!”

*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*

I take issue with you calling Trump “Racist Thanos”. Thanos may have been insane and wiped out half the universe, but he clearly, actually felt things. He clearly loved people other than himself. He was a psychopath hell bent on exterminating half of all life for a bullshit reason, but he was actually capable of…

The next time Nancy from Next Door minds her own fuckin’ business will be the first time.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

As soon as I saw that article, I knew exactly what it was going to be.

Oh look. A moment of levity.

.....YYeeeeeaaahh, I’ma side with Jack on this one. The fuck was he even thinking with this?

On a base level, it kinda works on everyone. For a while I did the same thing with PewDiePie’s videos; the more obscure the title, the weirder the thumbnail, the more I’d be like “what the hell is this guy even playing?”. Eventually I got sick of the BS and just stopped watching his videos altogether, but I imagine…

Every day is a battle with fucking YouTube to convince it that the shit I say I’m not interested in and don’t want to watch is actually shit that I’m not interested in and don’t want to watch. And not only do I not want to watch that shit, I don’t want to watch any shit adjacent to it.

FOR FUCK’S SAKE.