Jason is always soothing everyone. It’s no surprise the cosmic people-pleaser of Janet is so relieved to love someone who has all the effortless happiness-inducing of a Pickachu balloon. 

Yeah, I used to do a lot of international travel for work and people would be like, ooh, Costa Rica, lucky! I’d get all grim faced and reply, Ain’t no beach in San Jose.  

The way I handle it is to not eat Chick-fil-a often, but donate to a rotation of gay supporting charities when I do. I’m sure GLADD is like “this weirdo donated 2.47 AGAIN!” (The cost of a lemonade.)

Just send money to the Atlanta Food Bank as you consider our misery in hosting this match. We have finally found the hard limit of southern hospitality. 

Nowadays, when I hear a woman described as difficult and unlikeable, my sexism spidey senses start tingling.

That was a trash wedding dress and worthy only of Japanese toilets that can be used for masturbation. I expect better, Lindsey. 

God, Gingrich was my congressman and I was acquainted with the wife he divorced while she was dying of cancer. Smarmy creep. Lotta heroes on that side of the aisle.

Right? I remember before word got out about its descent into Lord of the Flies and thought, Blink 182 with “luxury tents”? Who the fuck are these guys?

Twitter lost its damn mind when the mayor of my city posted a photo of her Christmas mac and cheese, saying it looked dry. She says the secret is stirring more cheese in at the end, but the photo she posted was trash.

Do y’all have Regal Cinemas? That’s where they are here (Atlanta.) When I’ve gotten through a big project, I take the day off, go to an 11:30 AM showing and look the bartender dead in the eye as I order a bourbon, a glass of red wine and popcorn with extra butter by myself. Saw the Incredibles 2 like this. It was…

Pro tip: pay the extra money for the 21 and up theater, totally worth it.

I paid an extra $7 to see Aquaman (needs about 20% fewer fish battles and fuck the Patriarchy, why can’t there be a GODDAMN QUENN?) in a 21 and up theater. I would have paid more. Glass of wine, buttered popcorn and shirtless Momoa. It was great.

Your pedantry is appreciated. 

Yeah, I can’t imagine how federal healthcare coverage can be so terrible. I’m a Type 1 diabetic as well, and I pay $120 for a three month supply. We die purdy quick without it, so even a strict utilitarian has got to admit it’s more expensive to bury us rather than utilize the labor. 

RE:French lady on bicycle.

I feel like the writers sit around and come up with ways to insert Father Brah into an episode. (This is not a complaint.)

It’s so interesting to me what we’re doing with the bones of 20th century commerce. It Atlanta, they flipped a building that had been the largest Sears distribution center in the Southeast into a trendy food hall. It’s real popular with tourists and the man-bun set.

I’m amazed by the comedy talent they get to populate the little side roles . . . of course if I was a reasonably famous, great comedic talent I would be using my powers to get on TGP set as well.

Oooh, lucky! It got so much better!

Hope I’m wrong