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what it said: Full disclosure: Ornstein was a professor of mine in graduate school.

“Frankly a goal like that doesn’t belong to the game we’ve seen up to now but we’ll take it”

Were the women surrounding him auditioning to be Left Shark?

Imma bring this out again.

Good work, Carolina Stan.

The Cavs have been outscored by 13 points in the 22 minutes he’s sat, and by 22 points in the 228 minutes he’s played. On a per-48 basis, that’s losing by 5 when he plays and 28 when he doesn’t.

Absolutely disgusting. The NBA and ABC should be ashamed for exposing their audience to that disgusting, pitiful, wrinkled excuse for a penis, and on national television no less. But enough about Joey Crawford, lets talk about this LeBron thing too.

Well we know one guy who didn’t break out of prison recently.

I WAS IN THE POOL

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Dear Social Conservatives:

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks