So it’s NOT a Battlestar Galactica reference...??

#uterusgate sounds like a very antiquated form of contraception.

Bless you ASU students.

"...before we go to work." Awesome.

"Hola"

Can't stop the signal...

Truer words have never been spoken.

Booooooorrrrrring.

And dealing with Israel is like dealing with a crazy stalker that knocks down your front door and occupies your house - because she says she loves you.

To be fair, I ALSO laugh at pictures of me when I'm naked.

No one is safe. Not even GRRM.

I have a lot of Green Bay fans who would love to piss on some Viking history.

In highschool, my brother organized a ramen wrestling match for an assembly. Everyone involved got staph infections just from rolling around in it. Wonder what happens when you eat it?

Exactly.

Silly Senator. Everyone knows drinking in bars is HOW you get pregnant, not the other way round.

This is downright terrifying.

If these were only baby teeth, I'm just going to assume he will be getting a second round in about 6 years. Chew on that.

Before I saw this picture I was actually a little big hungry and optimistic, as getting lobsters out of trees seemed like something I could do much easier than becoming a lobsterman.