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I am here to see Jon Snow slice some motherfucking ice monsters in half.

Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

I seriously most earnestly hope this throws everything from here on out. Pence knew. McConnell knew. Ryan knew that this was a flaming corporate cess fire that was heading straight for our actual lives.

They should have just had Danny McBride play Kenny Powers in Space for Covenant.

They’re also planning to work with a spectral imaging team to see if they can read some of the text that was scraped away at the top of the document.

Bill O’Reilly is out at Fox News, marking the second high profile ousting of a predatory gasbag at the network in

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

You know what?

Behold idiot son-in-law Jared Kushner—the man now in charge of brokering Middle East peace, Uberizing the federal

I’m honestly surprised by the people saying they feel Harris captured playful whimsy. I felt his whole performance was bone dry. None of the scenes where whimsy was scripted (“Alas, earwax.”) were delivered with anything beyond rote reading. Different strokes, I guess.

I’ll get crucified for this but: