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Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

I seriously most earnestly hope this throws everything from here on out. Pence knew. McConnell knew. Ryan knew that this was a flaming corporate cess fire that was heading straight for our actual lives.

Bill O’Reilly is out at Fox News, marking the second high profile ousting of a predatory gasbag at the network in

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Behold idiot son-in-law Jared Kushner—the man now in charge of brokering Middle East peace, Uberizing the federal

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

Go ask an immigrant how presidential Donald Trump seemed last night.

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .