But how does PETA feel about animals eating humans?!?!

At least we know what Daft Punk looks like now.

Visiting friends in Brooklyn, for whom I had agreed to be a sperm donor. While there, in an effort to increase the chances I would move to Brooklyn from Tucson, mutual friends (one of the donor friends) introduced me to a co-worker friend of theirs. Proceeded to get very drunk on bourbon (always classy), passed out…

I would like to sincerely thank you for this incredible public service announcement. For reals. Thank you. From. The. Bottom. Of. My. Heart.

I would be okay with that.

I guess their football program really bought the farm.

I've always thought that if you have to go out into the world and find a pair of pants to last you the rest of your life, you should probably be looking for better quality than Dockers.

I'll have whatever she's having. Please and thank you.

Proving once again that Catholicism was the wrong answer.

Fuck Ray Lewis.

Why do rich/famous people have to drive ever? Especially when they're drunk. DDs are the best thing ever, especially when you can AFFORD to pay some guy in a suit who opens doors for you and drives a car - some you can even drink in!!!

And that right there, explains everything wrong with this whole series of events.

Wouldn't you HAVE to be high to willingly be on KUWTK?!?

I'm still caught up on the fact that she "probably made out" with John Mayer...I guess we all make bad decisions in our lives.

Mennonites run the spectrum from crazy conservative (Old Order) to fairly liberal (just like any other protestant sect). The distinguishing factors of Mennonites are the belief in adult baptism - meaning, people should choose for themselves - and adherence to nonviolence. So in a liberal Menno church it meant we…

As far as I'm aware (raised Mennonite, but very liberally on the west coast) it is not a hard and fast rule, but the only need to learn outside languages such as Spanish and English is to interact with the outside world and that is not considered women's place/job. And German is what everyone in the colonies speak.

There's other colonies in Mexico, Belize, and heaps of other Central and South American countries as well. Due to frugal spending and ridiculous work ethic, they tend to have a bunch of money that allows for the autonomy that they seek. Many of them (if not all) still speak low German (aka Pennsylvania Dutch) as…

It's so cute how he dances around that war criminal's desk.

And the Portland Trailblazers just ran back into the bathroom to wash that foul taste of out their mouths one more time...

Leave no geography pun unturned