Just one more thing to lord over my younger brother born in December.

Can't...look....away....

Touché.

Are there people who DON'T love day drinking???

Resisting the urge to start a shitstorm and send this to my evangelical family members right now.

This would have been so much better if the video had been vertical...

But seriously, if you can't just throw a giant ship into the ocean and expect that it floats, I don't want to be on that ship.

Yeah, but what about Kobe? What would Kobe do???

Wolf Blitzer investigates the most important news story of the day: WHO in Moore, OK thanked the lord and WHO DID NOT??? Stay tuned for the decision(s) that would rock the heartland!!!

Do people still use lunch boxes?