Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

Truly dreadful reporting.

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

True. No way around either of those statements.

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Depending on how you define “city,” you can have your cake and eat it too.

This is some white ass shit. From the concept to the tone. God. Damn.

Jesus, I just went back to read some of these other comments. I have a feeling most of these people are the type to be OUTRAGED! and give you side-eye when you tell them you don’t have BL Lime or ask “what kind of bar is this?” when told there’s no blender.

i am 2 blocks away from a micro brewer that is pretty awesome. i’m going to suggest “micro penis cedar mulch” to them

As a retired booze slinger at a high volume (both kinds) music venue, for this statement alone, I bless your children for many generations to come.

I don’t know, on Saturday I worked 8:30 -6 for OSU/Mich. I didnt sit down once, stopped once to pee. The register report tells us that each of the four bartenders made 6 drinks(or beers) a minute every minute for the duration of the game. I stocked 40 cases of beer afterwards, hauled about 300 lbs of ice and shoved a…

“Micropenis Cedar Mulch”

“Micropenis Cedar Mulch” is a beer with few equals though.

I’m with you. Stop texting and spend that 10 minutes in line, deciding what you want to drink. Especially, if you’re in front of me.

this person has never been mad online, or while working at a bar.

That's not a real beer.

I just hope they have “Micropenis Rotten Pumpkin” though.

As a former lingerie sales associate I can say some of this is good advice, some of it is not.

Old white people and the Wu get along quite well. My dad (b. 1942) had a pair of Wu-Wear cargo shorts that he would wear with his orange Crocs with black socks.

Niggas came through with 40s and blunts.