It’s almost like the NCAA is more concerned with making money than rewarding great performances on the field.

Technically you can shart yourself without shitting your pants. Technically.

Unless you get a stain on them, men’s jeans never, ever need to be washed.

“I just met you, & this is crazy, but here’s my basement — I’m John Wayne Gacy!”

Well la-di-da, Professor Einstein can read everybody!

The driver drives. That is all.

1. Take a Limo.

This works.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Bullshit. I just put on a red stocking cap and claimed I was Jacques Cousteau once, and I was 45.

funny that none of these football players cared about the university president when they are assault, beating, and raping woman. no black students were concerned then when the football team had the 2nd highest incidents of sexual assault in the country — most of which by black athletes. there is no outrage then. or…

This is beyond horrifying.

Agreed. The setting of Charlie Brown Christmas was a place I wished (still wish?) I could go to, even though it never existed in ‘real life.’

It's really a beautiful soundtrack on its own, and on my very limited Stack Of Christmas Tunes. Hard to imagine a kids' show today set to that kind of sophisticated music.

100%. Yeah, that thing where you love your neighbor, feed the hungry and take care of the poor and the sick. 100% full of shit. Every word of it.

No, you really don’t. After watching you the last two weeks, I’m something of an expert LDT Anthropologist!

Yup. He’s the ‘deliberately obtuse’ troll. Goes out of his way to take people’s statements out of context. Regularly attempts to seize on a single sentence he perceives as weak and deliberately avoids any logic or reason that explains/validates it.

Thanks. And religious fundamentalists complain when people pick and choose which parts of the Bible to follow...

Lacob’s Splatter