You were so close, Bron Bron.

I appreciate the effort, but shit like that never, ever works.

This is all Democrats, everywhere and forever.

It’s cool, she plucks them from the Albuterol tree.

There’s nothing wrong with renting in many situations - especially given what’s happened with the economy over the last decade.

You’ve torn all the muscles in-between your ears, amirite?

Who the fuck are these people? I mean, I get it, they’re everywhere (I live in Kansas, FFS) but JESUS CHRIST!

I don’t disagree, but typically you can hang with some drinkers while abstaining in a manner that is not usually the case with coke people.

Again, no judgement. All drugs should be legal.

Erm, people on cocaine.

If you’re not partaking, gakked up people are insufferable. If you are partaking, you are one of those people (no judgement, it’s a blast).

Somebody in that picture wants the BBC.

Cocaine people are the fucking worst.

This is the one - DR actually tells Krapstacks Bazingas to “bring it.”

Oh, it gets brought, Darren.

Jesus, it wasn’t even a jab step, it was just a step, and DR almost imploded.

In the court of “Damn does he really look like that” Chinn was found guilty immediately.

Would you feel worse off going to work if you knew that everyone in the room had seen you nude? Would it affect your performance?

The last line was placed there due to your santimounious manner of communication. So, take it or leave it, I really don’t care.

Isn’t that trying to prove a negative? Perhaps she’d have had triple the endorsements if her ass wasn’t burning up the interwebz?

Oh, and here’s an emotion: go fuck yourself in the weeny hole.

Is it? His argument is that she didn’t suffer, so why would he? Why would anyone?

It’s just pictures of your naked body, as god intended, so why should anyone have a problem with a private company sharing the means to procure these pictures? If Mr. Dedman can continue to work as an attorney once it is revealed how he…

I’m sure Marc Dedman would be fine with allowing himself to be filmed naked in his hotel rooms...right?

It just looks furtive.

I mean, to be fair, I don’t want any kind of chili dog.