Should John Cena Run For President?

You definitely get the point of the article.

I disagree. I am funny, charming, social, and tell great stories on cocaine. At least from my perspective. ;) No, seriously, coke is a group sport. You can’t be sober and talk to someone high on coke.

Exactly. This blog should be called "Moron Man." because Adequate Men already know all this shit.

I just drink without partying. Ignoring the whole “maybe you’ve got a problem” crowd is the only issue.

...social metric company Onalytica named me the #1 influencer on Super Bowl Sunday,

I like vegetarians! Thanks, Woolley (the illustrator) is the evilest genius

Uneasy lies the moonwalking hot dog that wears the crown.

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

Reefontaine

Chariots of Firing One Up

Still hate this. These are funbag questions most of us will be denied because there’s no way in hell we’re listening to a podcast.

When combined with the Rand Paul obituary, the last bit of this piece demonstrates that Burneko can troll a certain internet demographic better than just about anyone. If he doesn’t put that skill to use in the next few days with a piece on Scalia, he is just pissing away talent.

That just sounds dirty and painful. I’m sorry for your geography.

Don’t characters die regularly due to stupidity on this show? I mean, just off the top of my head they offed dozens of redshirts at the prison because they were apparently too stupid to sleep with their doors closed in a world where someone having a heart attack at night means a killer (and soon, multiple killers) is…

I suppose hating on the inexplicable hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory for portraying nerds poorly is like hating the birds for singing: it’s just what they do

Drinks? Well Doc, special occasions and socially and always under control. Usually I’m the designated driver.

Better Maul Saul

I disagree. He’s skating with his head up the whole way in and he lifts his stick right as he’s about to hit him. Honestly, I think the most incriminating thing is that after the hit he doesn’t even slow down, he just keeps right on skating. If that had been a surprise or a mistake I feel like he would’ve reacted more…

Horses playing hockey, though, is a tremendous idea.