I am one of those asshole vegetarians (but I don’t judge!) and the photo of the chili dog looks like hobo diarrhea to me, but...

This was the funniest goddamn thing I’ve read in a while.

What the fuck does that tweet even say?

Eh, I don’t really care. I think the comparison is silly, but also completely unimportant.

Uh, it’s a serious fucking stretch to compare Jello Biafra to Donald Trump, and it’s been the remaining DK’s doing the selling-out.

Well, I think you’re giving him too much credit but he is on record as having said that republican voters are dumb as shit, so there’s that.

Thanks for weighing in, Mr. Go Fuck Yourself.

So hawt, these takes, right now.

In the time it takes you to record this bullshit, couldn’t you have written out? That’s clearly the will of BIG READERS, so fucking snap to it man.

What kind of fucking idiocy is this?

FFS

It hurt then and it’s continuing to hurt.

It’s called Brownbacking in my neck of the woods.

It took me a minute, but Emmitt is a fucking highlight.

Don’t kill Emmitt.

Why...do you “hate to say it?”

Fuck Johnny Football right in the ass, forever.

Maybe I missed it, but how could you not highlight “After all, I do own a Tesla.”

I’m rooting for the shitter.

Deadcast blows.

“Bareback? Well, doc, I do like to rodeo...”

Basically everyone in Lawrence has had occasion to meet/speak with Bill Self, and he is definitely not “an insufferable prick.”

Love KU, hate KU, whatever, HCBS is a solid individual.

I had a situation in which my daughter had to be in the room when I was getting checked out by the doctor and I had a panic attack when he asked me how many drinks I have a month - I ended up lying my ass off and it still sounded like a lot.

Man I don’t know what you’re looking at but that was as intentional as intentional can fucking be.