Someone raped it worse, so we’re cool?

It’s great that he was a good friend. Before judging those nasty, filthy commenters that never knew him, though, maybe you should consider whether some of the people that Deadspin et al slag on might also be decent people who are beloved by their colleagues. This is what people—including Deadspin writers—do on the…

If you don’t want people commenting on something, then don’t post it across a network of websites whose business model is premised on an active and often inflammatory comments section. Since when is Gawker Media or Kinja about what is wanted, needed, or pertinent? I don’t care about Albert Burneko’s family any more or…

Ooh, hot take here. I feel burnt.

Seriously. How did he get into moderately good shape, between all his spending money and free time?

It’s actually something that’s never been nearly as much of a pain as I would have expected. Did it once with all the wax tightly laid out along the floor of the U-Haul, and otherwise I’ve just moved them around by the crate, as many car trips as needed. The difference between doing that at 30 and then 40+ though...…

Please nobody do this. I don't care how much caffeine you've had, 51 hours without sleep puts you and everyone else sharing the road with you at enormous risk

Agreed. The only reason to fly during a move is if you have no car and own too little to justify renting the smallest Uhaul, and even then you’re missing out on a chance to road trip with a friend or two.

Yes, the flood of hockey coverage has been keeping soccer down all these years. Just an insatiable appetite for hockey that overshadows soccer.

“It’s about fucking time.”

“I have no knowledge of that.”

I could be wrong, but maybe the problem was less the boozy attempt to reenact a goofy movie, and more standing in the forward arc of the tee when somebody is teeing off...

Listen, On my mother’s grave, I dont know nuthin about no heist, no guns and no mob. Go fuck yaself. I wanna a lawyer you fuckin boombatz. - A Grilled Guinea

Hey, now, you’re a shit crowd, throwing bread on this stage.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

Rap lyrics or not, the term Master Plan will never market well with the Jews.

I think the kind of desperate loner that thinks to put this in the dishwasher doesn’t possess the same level of scruples that some of us might hold dear.

Yes.

Rock Chalk Jayha— what, oh, that’s Kevin Johnson’s logo. Right, of course.