Fuck that opening was hard to get through.

“I’m black to the bone, my home is your home...

...but buy Samsung phones”

- Chuck D(idn’t say that)

Various people on the periphery of the #BLM movement continue to completely fuck up any forward progress for that group.

I love these reviews, even though I haven’t had fast food in a decade. Well done.

...which will give you an exploded asshole that looks almost exactly the same. Still...

C’mon, son.

Go to club,
Go to home,
Knicked again,
Early.

Carson Daly is “awesome?”

I can’t imagine a circumstance in which typing those words makes sense.

Jesus, that sounds like you are actively trying to get everyone to shit in their pants.

March is given really short shrift here; my birdthday is on the first day of Spring, and it’s great! Weather is getting better, there’s nothing else really going on...March is better than 8th.

Doc Martens?? For the zombie apocolypse?

NO.

Jesus, Drew.

But...that’s just false equivalence. I too am a registered independent. The fact of the matter, which is demonstrable, is that it is incorrect to say that the shittiness of the parties is a 50/50 split. The Dems are fucked, and you can bitch, rightly, about a whole bunch of shit that they do...and it all still pales…

WTF, man?

You know what’s really cray-zee? Not everything in the world is reducible to black and white, good and bad. Which is what you’re doing here.

America, FOR FUCKING SURE, going back 50 years to Mosaddegh, created this fucking beast.

This is fucking great! Open by pulling the pin on a “libtard” and then just fucking diving in. Well done.

This is terrible advice.

What is there “good” to say? Every Republican candidate is a nightmare shit-show of transparent bullshit. They should all be shot into outer space.

Exactly. Dude wrote some shit that “felt” true but is demonstrably false. I’m in Kansas - the reddest of red states - and we are truly and deeply fucked, by explicit choice of the GOP of the state.

You couldn’t have replicated a conservative, fact-free rant any better.

I get that this is an obvious and well-worn trope that you’re beating here, but...while this might have been true a decade ago, the last five years at the very least kinda makes it true: if you can support the GOP product - which, I remind you, is nothing (NOTHING) but veiled racism, hatred and fear - no one in the…