The line was “milf-moofer.”

Han has still got it.

Admitting that you think Donald Trump is “intelligent” is the very equal of saying you still shit in your pants, and that, furthermore, you don’t see why this should be a problem.

A dissertation? You fucking moron - you came with nothing. You have absolutely nothing. You’re an idiot.

Do you know what a dunk is?

This is beyond fucking stupid. Biden’s made an embarrassing gaffe - he wasn’t purposefully insulting the man.

If that’s all you’ve got, you owe the internet an apology, and a promise not to vote.

Let’s not get sexual here....

I’d like to see some other “relevant” pol that has called an entire race of people “rapists.”

Right. Never in the history of politicz has diplomacy accomplished anything.

Strong point, sir.

This is not a good comparison, at all.

Biden was dismissive of Ryan because *the things he was saying were demonstrably false.* That, and - just in case you were unaware - being the POTUS’s pit bull is about 90% of the job.

Like Biden or hate him, the guy is a consumate politician, and he know policy. Paul Ryan is a…

bad troll is bad

This is the worst kinja.

This was very good.

Slow clap, smart phone user.

What? Fuck off. People have kids and shit, and need the phone on at 3AM for actually important shit.

Any bonehole that thinks it’s a-ok to text a shit emoji at 5AM is getting knuckled in the junk when I see him.

I get it, but I also get that people are fucking disgusting and step in gross shit all the time (like the bathroom at your work) and they can leave that shit out of my house.

“He was grandfatherly and wise, except for his political views and most of the sentences he said.”

This, like the Christmas tree, was Good. Very, very Good.

But...how will we get our inadvertant dong shots?

But...there *does* seem to be a huge audience for Magary’s brand of lovable shit-talking, so instead of recording it and then transcribing it...just give us more Magary.

Uh huh.

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?