This is not a good comparison, at all.

Biden was dismissive of Ryan because *the things he was saying were demonstrably false.* That, and - just in case you were unaware - being the POTUS’s pit bull is about 90% of the job.

Like Biden or hate him, the guy is a consumate politician, and he know policy. Paul Ryan is a…

bad troll is bad

This is the worst kinja.

This was very good.

Slow clap, smart phone user.

You sir, are incorrect. I still have it.

Ahem, Perry Firestone King.

Fucking A, good sir.

What? Fuck off. People have kids and shit, and need the phone on at 3AM for actually important shit.

Any bonehole that thinks it’s a-ok to text a shit emoji at 5AM is getting knuckled in the junk when I see him.

I get it, but I also get that people are fucking disgusting and step in gross shit all the time (like the bathroom at your work) and they can leave that shit out of my house.

“He was grandfatherly and wise, except for his political views and most of the sentences he said.”

This, like the Christmas tree, was Good. Very, very Good.

I did (I was very spoiled - thx mom and dad!), but I never liked that one much because, as far as I can remember, the panels just fell off after awhile. In fact I remember playing with that mostly in a wingless, pod-type capacity.

Did you ever hear the original radio play of Star Wars? I used to listen to that and act…

But...how will we get our inadvertant dong shots?

Rocket Fett was never released to the general public. I got mine in the “send away for it” manner -as I recall he came in a little white box.

Whether I “had you” or not is...I mean, do you think people get on i09 and lie about the toys they had as kids? Because that would be very weird.

I had basically all of it, from the beginning - the cantina set (that as I recall you got by sending in some ceareal boxtops), all of the first run figures (Obi-wan, Luke and Vader with the “extendo” light sabers), Boba Fett with the firable rocket that some kid choked on and forced a production stoppage and…

But...there *does* seem to be a huge audience for Magary’s brand of lovable shit-talking, so instead of recording it and then transcribing it...just give us more Magary.

Uh huh.

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

Or all-female, lesbian hippie funk bands (google it, they’re actually pretty great).

The “your” is the crowning turd on that pile of shit.

You are so alternative and kewl! Society has got nuthin’ on you!