Well, there’s another problem with that, which is that you are comfortable shooting a baby in the face.

No one needs to guess, pal.

KU has a billion dollar endowment, and the coach’s aren’t paid with state dollars.

Is that Danny Trejo holding the sign at left?

I mean, ok, I guess, but really - Outback Steakhouse, Appleby’s, chain restaurants of that ilk - these are not “good.” They’re the definition of mediocre food for the obese of the midwest.

Actually, it’s fucking garbage. Come on, man.

“College Men: Stop Raping Women”

Corgan is bullshit, but “Gish” is a pretty great album.

Killing living things...HILARIOUS!

So so so dumb.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Thank you. Well done.

This is, with out a single doubt, terrible, terrible advice. On every level.

“Movin’? Give the fuck on up and start going to Outback Stakehouse!”

Tom Breihan, everyone.

“The audience with whom I saw the film chorded in delight at this juncture. Thank God! The film wouldn’t be beyond them. Rocky III resided in their orbital channel.”

Thank goodness we had this enlightened douche nozzle spewing his cultural hawt takes back in ‘82, lest America descend into the kind of nation that would…

You don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.

Again - did you read any of this?

“Should you encounter a scenario in which your bar is out of the exact mythical brew that your dainty mouth MUST HAVE AT THAT MOMENT, you have an adult choice to make: choose something else in an expedient manner or GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY (please remember that the general context…

Thank you for your service.

I’M NOT SPEAKING FROM THE BARTENDERS POV! Did you read the goddamn thread? This whole thing is about dumb asses not being ready to order after a wait, FFS.

Have you ever - ever - had a bar tell you they’re out of multiple items that you ordered? Of course you haven’t.

What’s up with all this pussified behavior? “Waaaa,…

Many thanks, kind sir.

Next round of MicroP is on me.

I’m actually a beer snob. I just know how to make a fucking decision.

Did you read any fucking part of this article or thread?

Jesus H. Christ.