You ever done it?

Well, no.

I don’t work at a bar, and have never worked at a bar.

But I have waited to order a drink behind clueless dipshits...

You, sir, are a dipshit.

Everything I wrote is from the perspective of the customer standing behind simpletons like *you* in line to order.

I am not a bartender, nor have I ever been. But I have stood behind fuckwits that used their 10 minutes standing in line talking or staring at their phones instead of spending one…

Way to turn a pretty tongue in cheek thread about dipshits into a pity party for your stomach.

Seriously, though: it’s not reasonable that you - upset acid tummy esophagus man - would do that in a crowded bar. If your acid temple causes you so much trouble, figure that shit out *before* you’re at the front of an…

Right. And those people deserve to be killed.

Well, to be fair, no one anywhere is credibly trying to “ban” guns.

But see, you’re changing the context here: we were discussing the people who *don’t take* a few seconds. As I’ve said already, if you can make an expedient choice, no one should or would give you shit for that.

As to your valve, I mean, I’m sorry but if the bar is packed that’s your problem and you should probably…

Two things: I think you’re being hyperbolic here - the point was that the FUCKING MORONS who stand in line and begin contemplating their palate only upon being asked what they’d like to have are insufferable and should suffer mocking and threats of physical violence when they fuck up access to booze for people who are…

All of your bars “of choice” are so rarified that you can’t figure out what to order, acidity-wise, until the bartender asks you?

Or all of your bars “of choice” are constantly running out of stuff and not telling you?

This seems like a stretch. Also, insufferable.

I mean, godspeed if so, but is there really anyone who would think about cleaning that thing?
I’d throw it in the trash, buy a bottle of nice whiskey and stay in the living room for at least a few hours.

“Sad to see him go. He put his mark on the game.”

- The Lodge and Spa cleaning crew

Ha, no. If you’re a fucking adult, the act of “re-deciding” should take about half a second.

If the bar is out of “Micropenis Cedar Mulch” brew, just pick another beer.

People who wait to think about what they want until the bartender is ready for them deserve to be pulled apart by wolves.

TWD jumped the shark about a year ago. Everything since has been the same three episodes, over and over and over and over.

Dumb people doing dumb things. So boring.

#NotAllBitches

This is better than my advice.

Don’t forget the velcro tear-away butthole portal.

This only increases my respect for the man.

You high.

Not a terrible problem to have.