Huh.

Your dad is awesome.

It’s super fucking relevant. You have no idea what’s going on here.

Are you brand fucking new here?

Jesus, that shit was awful.

This is fantastic

Don’t forget the USB-powered blowjob machine.

A Story Untold for your consideration:

John Wayne Gacy: A Clown’s Tale

Yeah...the country includes huge swaths of land that are outside the Northeast Corridor.

This is even dumber than your first comment.

“If you are going to call people names, I insist you do it as if you are five years old!”

If you are complaining about “big words” on the internet, you fall squarely into the group of people Jindal was targeting.

Your dad sounds like a peach.

Their eyes still detect a noticible lack of whiteness.

Oh god.

“Strap on a bandolier and tell ’em they gotta dick-slap these dang entitled hurricanes back to Africa. They go nuts for that shit.”

A new high-water mark? A new high-water mark.

Twitter is the anus of the universe.

Don’t forget jerkin’ it to old flames.

Damn, I got all excited and then saw that it was Deadcast.

Bukkake?

“A joy” is a bit of a stretch. It gets there, but holy fuck the first third is hard to stick with.