This is my favorite piece from you, ever. Well done.

Blake gonna take all the money. All the money.

...but he has to eat da pussy first.

“Losers”

You, sir, are a paragon of humanity who will adept well to President Trump’s administration.

Bravo

You fucking idiot.

Just wanted to add that he did all of that, and then knowingly had a picture taken of him doing those really, really stupid things.

The context seems pretty clear.

Eat a dick, Father.

There are ways around that genius. I didn’t just make the switch, it’s been years, and I haven’t missed a single event I was interested in.

$99, and it’s fucking great. Got rid of cable, have not noticed.

Counterpoint: fuck all that.

Huh? KSU fans are notoriously shitty fuck wads:

That was a lot of words to totally have missed the point.

I am an old, but those toys suck.

You are welcome!

Great piece.

This is perhaps the dumbest response yet: what difference would my naming movies I enjoyed more make? My opinion is just that - opinion. I’ve already referenced one thing I though could be done better in this thread - leaving the cutesy steam-punk shit that would definitely not exist in a post-apocolyptic hellscape…

I have had the following dream for as long as I can remember, definitely beginning in early childhood:

I am a baby and I am crawling over damp/wet gray cobblestones (this is the first thing I see notice - these cobblestones from a couple of inches away).

As I start to look around (and my attention always goes straight…

Your comment is literally the worst thing about the article, the comments or Kinja.

Is being easily entertained a prerequisite at your parties?