Look: I said it was good, it was fine, but that I didn’t understand why people are making it out to be a “perfect” movie - it’s obvious, it’s formulaic, and for chrissakes you knew how it was going to end before you walked into the theater.

If that represents perfection to you, LIKE I SAID - fine. But “perfection” is a…

“but it does everything I ask a movie to do.”

“Deadspin Editorial Board”

I’m sure the owners and the ole hammer himself will give the appropriate weight to your proclaimation.

Uh, ok. I think that says a bit more about you than it does me, but to each his own. Like I said, it’s not bad. Calling it the “perfect movie” is hyperbolic and plainly wrong, if we’re going to consider, y’know, other movies.

I could get behind “the perfect summer movie” or “the perfect way to not think for two hours.”

“The perfect movie”

C’mon son. This is exactly what I was talking about.

Using a Brannock Device as an accelerator is somehow mindblowing to you? It’s made to fit feet...

I mean, cool, I’m glad you enjoyed the movie, I did too. But it was also lousey with lazy action/horror tropes that just make it utterly forgettable. I seriously cannot for the life of me remember how it ends, and I’ve…

Except that I don’t think he writes the songs; isn’t Drozid the guy? Wayne is the frosting on the cake, and he’s really gone off the rails in recent years.

Right. I actually liked the guitar guy, but it’s so fucking stupid that it ruins it (for me).

Well, I paid for it once since everyone was shitting their pants over how “great” it was. The second time, not so much.

Wayne Coyne harms this band.

I really don’t get the love for Mad Max. It was fine. It was okay. It wasn’t particularly memorable, or smart, or surprising.

I’ve watched it twice now, and like I said, it’s fine. “30 years to figure out?”

I haven’t seen anyone even try. I don’t give a shit what this imbecile thinks. I do care that she’s violating the separation of church and state, and shitting on the SCOTUS and the American people.

What’s extra awesome about this is that Apostolic Christian faith forbids...*the taking of oaths.*

She literally violated her so-called “beliefs” by taking this job.

Her faith also specifically calls out for believers to “respect the authority of government.”

She’s full of shit.

Fuck every person in that office (working there, I mean).

These are terrible, terrible human beings.

That’s a good plan, but why ignore the weed?

You have such cool friends.

How’d his face get so small? Or is the rest of his head huge? Jesus!

I think you meant adequate.

“Was Banning Tyler, the Creator, the Victory International Feminism Needed?”

Um...no?

E-40 is a gentleman and a scholar, but you do yourself a disservice to ignore the wisdom of Kool Keith.