Are they ugly as shit? Yes. Yes they are.

Will they stay in my fucking ears while I run or mow?

If the answer is yes, I could give a fuck how they look.

A) I’m not stressed. B) No one said jack shit about banning guns, or confiscating them.

It’s super helpful to read the shit you comment on (once is fine, thanks!) *before* you let loose with a torrent of verbal diarrhea.

Team Tin Can wins, in a rout.

“I carry one every single day, rain or shine.”

That’s right! It has nothing to do with access to a machine that is made for exactly one purpose - to kill people quickly and easily!

Why, we’d have mass battings *all the time,* to say nothing of the mass swordings.

“If the government ever does, the people will have the means to go after the government.”

You’re fucking kidding, right?

Your Glock 19 - your AR-15, you name it - is going to last about 4 minutes if this government ever decides it’s on.

For the love of all that is good and holy, don’t read this article on the facebook.

The comments are seizure inducing.

Again, this is very good, Greg - well done. The last line is a perfect distillation of exactly how fucked we are.

I love this, except that the financial impact on those old-fashioned schools, the ones focused on quaint notions like “education,” would be heavy indeed.

Excepting that, a “University of Air Raid” would be excellent.

“Anybody can copy any synth now,” Diplo said. “But if you manipulate vocals, it’s really something original that no one can do.”

Except...that it’s been done a whole lot prior to this?

Shine on, you arrogant diamond.

Geez, *everybody* is getting it wrong!

“Curt Schilling, who loves crazy-ass memes and being crazy more than anyone, is getting a slap on the wrist from ESPN after tweeting a meme that’s basic premise was “Muslims = Nazis.”

You thick.

A) You say the meme is idiotic.

This is a profoundly stupid comment.

Well...yeah, I think that 100% of people who believe in something that is demonstrably untrue is extreme.

What’s your definition? There’s zero -absolutely none - historic evidence for Jesus. Do you believe that people can come back from the dead? That’s an extreme view in my opinion.

Believing the origin story of any…

Belief in a cloud man who watches you jerk off and rose from the dead to do so?

Seems extreme to me.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian. “So if he wouldn’t have got hurt today, if he wouldn’t have played in that game, if he wouldn’t have practiced anymore, and the next time he walked on the field would have been…

Well, that voluntary activity could very well kill or disable them.

I doubt your journalism major facing anything similar.