My bet is by impersonating a charismatic stranger arriving in town to build King’s Landing’s first MONORAIL!!!

Maybe I’m biased because he seems so likable, but calling Juan Mata a flop seems extremely harsh. He wasn’t brought in with the same expectations as the others you named, and he’s now played for them for twice as long as he played for Chelsea. He has to be one of their longest serving players and more importantly…

*throws up hands in despair*

Nothing against the writers, but I hate ranked lists, because I feel like they have continually reference the movie’s placement in the ranking as they are writing about it, and punch up the praise or critique accordingly.

I get it - this is for clicks in the lead-up to the movie, not really for readers.

don’t worry, you sound 25.

I went to high school with no fewer than four Mikes Trout.

Okay, as long as we’re all being consistent across the board by also acknowledging that Tom Brady is not the best QB of all time, just the most accomplished. Same with Michael Jordan.

While I and most others writing about him now, after the hotly contested courtship that involved pretty much all the game’s biggest clubs finally came to a close when Barcelona announced yesterday that they’d won the Ajax man’s hand in marriage for a hefty €75 million (the ceremony is set for this coming summer), have…

Consensus among people who don't watch him play.

I’m not a neutral. I am a Liverpool fan, and City deserved that win because they did what Liverpool didn’t on that day, which is to finish their chances.

Rango’s a damn fine movie, you - you - you UNcoolmanguy,

No wonder the Dow Jones is tanking - scarf manufacturers must be in a financial tailspin after this news.

‘Pool Boys’

Not enough stars for this one.

With Lucas the pencil is real but everything else is CGI.

SOUL OF CHRIS EVANS, FORMER HOLLYWOOD ACTOR, STANDS IN THE VOID BEFORE ANUBIS: THE EATER GAPES HER MAW

According to Melo’s agent, numerous teams have reached out in hopes of potentially parting ways with Melo.

You say, “Goodbye.” I say, “’Melo.”