He thinks he can just move on with his life after all of this? The ball on this guy.
Phillip DiCucci
kbing99
Thank heavens for entertainment lawyers.
I was hoping to see Darth Maul’s legs with a robot upper body. Imagine my disappointment.
Bless your heart.
The math checks out.
JORDAN NEVER LEFT A PRESS CONFERENCE
Pop a fucking vein already, you worthless buttplug.
“Hey, Macarena!
The Ulysseses of the world are a bunch of nobodies.
I still got two of the McDonalds glasses they sold to promote this movie. Sometimes I drink booze out of them LIKE A BIG BOY.
Is it really “out early” when you were never in in the first place?
what would it take for Deadspin to hire another soccer writer? This article was buns.
This obsession with who is the “best” is so silly. Can’t we just agree that it’s quite an accomplishment to win any real trophy (Community Shield et al need not apply)? I don’t think anybody in their right mind is claiming that Liverpool would be the best team in Europe if they win the CL. They simply will have won a…
If the CL is the gold standard then whoever wins is the best. That’s the whole idea of the tournament beyond the shit ton of cash the teams stand to make. Teams are built specifically around this goal. If Real or Barca don’t win the CL yet still win La Liga, fans will argue over whether or not it was a successful…
“That being said, man, this year’s Champions League has kind of sucked. All these late comebacks—of both the successful and unsuccessful variety—lead to the conlusion that there isn’t a truly great team out there in Europe this season.”
FUCKING NO ONE CALLS THEM THE POOL BOYS THAT’S NOT A THING
Real has had luck but they have also beaten the French, Italy and German league champs in a row. Pool dropped City who have cruised through EPL. Insane comebacks and all out attacking games every round. This has been one of the most entertaining knockout phases of Champion’s League I can remember
March 26th? Fire up the Delorean!!!
So you’re just, like, a parody now... right?