Luol Dung

Deulofeu belongs in Watford because Watford sucks, and so does he.

Is this guy actually good? Because the way you’ve written the article makes him sound like the “Dion Waiters” of European Soccer...

Yes but for next year, if they manage to crack the top 5 and make the europa league, they will be set.

A “shockingly great” transfer deadline day would have seen something done about their defense instead of basically just swapping out talented frontline forwards for other talented frontline forwards.

Watched that way too many times.

He should have been wearing some sort of hand protection to prevent this type of injury. But, as they say, “no glove, no Love”.

Sure but I think the point is that this is the 7th (!) defender/keeper City have bought for roughly a similar sum in the last 18 months. For Liverpool that number is just the one.

Yea that’s a bullshit low blow. The Glazer family also amassed their fortune legitimately. Maybe they had the occasional shady business deal, but that’s not exactly the same as being bankrolled by an oil rich country like PSG and Man City.

United generate the money they spend, mate.

Didn’t Pep just complain about financial constraints at the club just last week? Now they just spent a club record on Laporte and are apparently in for Mahrez...

This is correct. You are a smart baseball person.

To be clear I’m pro-Edgar for the HOF but I’m a little thrown that he’s the guy everyone wants to go to the mattresses over. His case is good, sure, but it’s not like he’s got a 100 career WAR and is up there with the Rickey Hendersons and Cal Ripkens. His career 68.3 bWAR puts him above some guys in the hall but with…

Not to be that guy, but didn’t Serena go all “fuck you, I’m not apologizing” after threatening to stuff a tennis ball down the throat of a line judge? I’m not carrying any water for Tennys, the racist tennis player, but maybe Serena doesn’t have the highest ground to stand on.

Yes but all of these “facts” and “logic” lessen the LOLUnited lolz Billy craves.

Yeah this is horribly false. Even with his dip in form, Lukaku is better than two of those three, not to mention Martial’s recent form.

Reminder: United has scored more goals than Arsenal at this point even without Sanchez.

Of all the big Premier League clubs, United have probably the worst set of attacking players. Even relatively lowly Arsenal’s Sánchez-Mesut Özil-Alexandre Lacazette trio was better than any starting bunch of forwards United could put out

From user name Phillip DiCucci, this is glorious.

Neymar’s Sr. has made something around 100mm from his son’s transfers and related dealings. I’ll go out on the limb and say this isn’t Neymar’s last stop.