Phillip DaCucci

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

John announced the first thing he’s going to do is take some time away from it all with a short three hour tour.

Lonzo still has trouble with his shot (not a small thing, of course), but he’s improving there, and his assist and rebound numbers are really good. I would say he does not suck, but we will not know fully until we see him next year. Rookie guards tend to have trouble, and his dad painted a giant bullseye on him. Also,…

A rebound in 22 minutes is called “the Kardashian”.

That’s fair. They’ve been noticeably better since Sam came in.

Everton has been good defensively in the last 4 games (Big Sam? Maybe). Other than that, shit, absolute shit. Even Michael Keane has been extremely underwhelming. Bright spots include: Jonjoe Kenny, who plays like his life depends on it; that one time Ashley Williams didn’t take 10 seconds to play the ball; that one…

Shit. You got me.

Just like last year?

Counterpoint: If Ederson doesn’t eat a ball and then make a brilliant twitch second save at the end, United save a point and this story is completely different. But City are the deepest team in the world right now.

Its only a matter of thyme.

Europa League dwellers Arsenal are 7th on that list.

Lovren

Plausiball is the next kid after LaBall.

How is it possible that you’re still drawing a paycheck? Is it because Deadspin readers are hate-reading your consistently awful takes and inflating your page view numbers? Are you intentionally being a heel? Did you study under Skip Bayless? I have so many questions...

“The penalty call is definitely a soft one, but it’s certainly not a dive.”

Well, there’s the University of the United States, but it doesn’t even have a basketball team, so...

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Yea, we are forgetting about the true victim here, the manufacturer of overpriced sunglasses.

At least this time there wasn’t 7 minutes of commercials in between the stories.